Fuck Anthem Blue Cross and Blue Shield...
Dear Valued Member (we say valued because we really don't care what your name is)...though we have been draining $184 from you every month...we thought you could stand to pay a bit more, so we graciously raised the cost of your health insurance to $224.92...granted you have no extra benefits added...but we figured you wouldn't notice anyway. Thank you for the opportunity to rob serve you.