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I have officially concluded that nearly everyone has a Mojo account...including one of my exs, Jon. If you want to laugh hysterically...go check out "hoboman" on Mojo. And yes...I'll admit it...I dated that...not one of my shining moments I assure thee.
And speaking of that little half pint...he IMed me, wanting me to call him. You're probably thinking that I should have just ignored it...but alas, curiosity got the best of me and I called...I figured I could use a good laugh. He didn't let me down. He told me about his new job as a pizza deliveryman at Domino's and that he still lives at home...with his pregnant girlfriend, Samantha (that's some big happy family). Then he commented that Samantha would probably get angry if she knew that he wanted me to call him...to which I replied, "Honey...you can tell her that she doesn't have an-y-thing to worry about..." That's the best thing about Jon...you can insult him to his face and he's not quite bright enough to pick up on it. I suppose I can expect to be hearing from him in another six months as that seems to be the routine.
And speaking of that little half pint...he IMed me, wanting me to call him. You're probably thinking that I should have just ignored it...but alas, curiosity got the best of me and I called...I figured I could use a good laugh. He didn't let me down. He told me about his new job as a pizza deliveryman at Domino's and that he still lives at home...with his pregnant girlfriend, Samantha (that's some big happy family). Then he commented that Samantha would probably get angry if she knew that he wanted me to call him...to which I replied, "Honey...you can tell her that she doesn't have an-y-thing to worry about..." That's the best thing about Jon...you can insult him to his face and he's not quite bright enough to pick up on it. I suppose I can expect to be hearing from him in another six months as that seems to be the routine.