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The most metal gift of all. NOTHING.
I was really enjoying The Game with Michael Douglas. Then the fucker freezes. It's 3 AM. I'm Whoopi Goldberg. Deep in the dark with the art.
It's the shopping season. This year I want to do something different, but I'm flat out of ideas and money. Making presents always seems like a good idea until it looks like crap and you realize they didn't even take it home with them. Fuckers.
So what's a bum like me to do. I have two weeks to show people I care in a free and sentimental fashion. I could set up my camera, pick out a song that reminds me of that person, and dance to it. Then each dance will be how that person makes me feel.
Or I could do slam poetry for each person. STOP.
I was thinking I'd bring in a ringer to help me make something. I only have one artist friend unstuck up enough to actually help some one else. Maybe I should wait and see if that's true first.
Free gifts.
I was really enjoying The Game with Michael Douglas. Then the fucker freezes. It's 3 AM. I'm Whoopi Goldberg. Deep in the dark with the art.
It's the shopping season. This year I want to do something different, but I'm flat out of ideas and money. Making presents always seems like a good idea until it looks like crap and you realize they didn't even take it home with them. Fuckers.
So what's a bum like me to do. I have two weeks to show people I care in a free and sentimental fashion. I could set up my camera, pick out a song that reminds me of that person, and dance to it. Then each dance will be how that person makes me feel.
Or I could do slam poetry for each person. STOP.
I was thinking I'd bring in a ringer to help me make something. I only have one artist friend unstuck up enough to actually help some one else. Maybe I should wait and see if that's true first.
Free gifts.