John has a purse???
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I helped sillyjudes hide a body (-173 points). In March I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I set idyllicnereid's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May smallaggie and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole monkeyman219198's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (502 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
rivenmirror