Damn, my ass itches - it's 'cause I'm a girl! [open]
WHO: Kobayashi Poemi (atamawaempty) and anyone she may run over/into/through. Oh. And Futaba (bruisednipples).
WHAT: A very very important quest TO FIND FUTABA. This could take a while.
WHERE: Hell if I know.
WHEN: Day 168. Poemi breaks the laws of time and space. NO TIME AND EVERY TIME.
Kobayashi was on a QUEST TO FIND FUTABA. Because that damned fish could shut his mouth and he keept bugging her to go get Futaba. Kobayashi had slurped her ramen down at the speed of light and ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOM she was on her way to the docks.
Sort of. In all technicality, she was zig-zagging through the streets at an incredible rate. And a stupid path.
It would have been fine, were Kobayashi not who she was. But Kobayashi was who she was - a terrible voice actress who couldn't stay in character. Correction - a terrible voice actress who couldn't stay in character and was a huge dumbass. It just didn't get any better than Kobayashi, calling herself Poemi. Except she didn't.
Right now, Kobayashi was even transformed into PUNI PUNI Poemi. She still called herself Kobayashi. And she was still making the worst path toward the docks ever. She had circled the city twice without ever setting foot on the docks.
It was getting tiresome. So her fish wand started yelling at her.
"POEMI, YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY."
"POEMI, YOU DUMBASS, THE DOCKS WERE BACK THERE."
"POEMI, LISTEN TO -"
The talking grew distant because Kobayashi tossed it over her shoulder. SHE COULD FIND FUTABA. SHE WASN'T THAT MUCH OF A DUMBASS!
WHAT: A very very important quest TO FIND FUTABA. This could take a while.
WHERE: Hell if I know.
WHEN: Day 168. Poemi breaks the laws of time and space. NO TIME AND EVERY TIME.
Kobayashi was on a QUEST TO FIND FUTABA. Because that damned fish could shut his mouth and he keept bugging her to go get Futaba. Kobayashi had slurped her ramen down at the speed of light and ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOM she was on her way to the docks.
Sort of. In all technicality, she was zig-zagging through the streets at an incredible rate. And a stupid path.
It would have been fine, were Kobayashi not who she was. But Kobayashi was who she was - a terrible voice actress who couldn't stay in character. Correction - a terrible voice actress who couldn't stay in character and was a huge dumbass. It just didn't get any better than Kobayashi, calling herself Poemi. Except she didn't.
Right now, Kobayashi was even transformed into PUNI PUNI Poemi. She still called herself Kobayashi. And she was still making the worst path toward the docks ever. She had circled the city twice without ever setting foot on the docks.
It was getting tiresome. So her fish wand started yelling at her.
"POEMI, YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY."
"POEMI, YOU DUMBASS, THE DOCKS WERE BACK THERE."
"POEMI, LISTEN TO -"
The talking grew distant because Kobayashi tossed it over her shoulder. SHE COULD FIND FUTABA. SHE WASN'T THAT MUCH OF A DUMBASS!