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Attention Ladies!
The picture above is of an escaped gorilla on the rampage.
I must do a public service announcement for the good of all women located in this city.
Beware of this gorilla man!
Once he latches on, you will find your favorite pair of underwear and bra missing! He will then appear every where you go and shout embarrassing things to the world. He is danger to your mental health.
The best course of action when you see him is to call animal control yell for help and have it removed from the vicinity.
[Personal note to Gintoki]
I have a job for you Gin-san, please head to the beach to exterminate this Gorilla. I believe he shouted the time was at sun down.
[OOC: Otae’s retaliation to this post ]