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[fruits_chinpo]

Men, this is a woman!

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[kingdomskeeper]

But who will protect her from you?

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[fruits_chinpo]

THE TALKING CAMEL!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[fruits_chinpo]

I mean ...uh ...how do you do, Sir ?

[kingdomskeeper]

You never answered my question. Such a pretty girl is in danger.

[fruits_chinpo]

In potential danger. I wish to protect every inch of her! Even the places under her pretty, pink kimono that could fall off at any second!

...why do you talk?

[kingdomskeeper]

I've already answered that question.

I'm sure you want to protect every inch of her. Go do that a good 500 yards away.

[fruits_chinpo]

Will do!

[kingdomskeeper]

And I meant 500 yards away from her.

[fruits_chinpo]

But what about our love! In can't come into fruition if I am not within touching distance!!

[kingdomskeeper]

It's better to love from afar than to never have loved at all...or be dead.

[fruits_chinpo]

I don't expect a camel to understand the love between a man and a woman! They lay eggs, don't they ?

[kingdomskeeper]

We still have feelings though, asshole.

[fruits_chinpo]

ahahahahahaha!!!! You? Have feelings ??? But you're a camel!!

[kingdomskeeper]

Yes, Camels have feelings! And you're being very disrespectful of them. I should warn you too. Camels are especially prone to anger

[fruits_chinpo]

...i think i just wet myself again.