PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

[nixe_eva]

FOR ALL YOU SINGLE AND LOOKING MEN:

I HAVE TO REPORT THAT ONE CLAIRE BENNET HAS BEEN TAKEN BY HIRUMA YOUICHI.

Thank you, and please continue your search for dates.

[ooc: Max really needs an evil grin icon]

Comments

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[fuckingblondie]

Nothing better to do with your time?

[nixe_eva]

I have lots to do.

But retribution was in hand.

[fuckingblondie]

So you admit it.

You bloodhound.

[nixe_eva]

That I have lots to do? Yes, my walls are only half-covered in splattered paint.

Actually, I prefer some sort of predatory bird, but I suppose that works.

[fuckingblondie]

That you're vengeful.

Hiruma's right. This is gong to end very badly for you.

[nixe_eva]

I'm very vengeful. I'm filled with it.

I'm shaking in my tennis shoes.

Oh wait. I'm not wearing any shoes right now.

[fuckingdevilbat]

What, are you some sort of hobo?

[nixe_eva]

I'm in my own house, not wearing shoes, in my own room.

I think I can get away without wearing shoes.

[fuckingdevilbat]

Hobo.

[nixe_eva]

Actually...

That fits.

I did sleep in a tree quite a few times.

[fuckingdevilbat]

Oh, you have opened up the biggest can of worms on the planet.

[nixe_eva]

Good thing I prefer cow meat.

[fuckingdevilbat]

And I love chicken. Fried.

Kekeke.

[nixe_eva]

Good thing I'm not part chicken.

[fuckingdevilbat]

Oh we'll see about that.

[nixe_eva]

Chickens don't fly.