DEAR DIARY

[peony_the_ninth]

I AM BORED. SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME.

- Emperor Peony IX

Comments

[necroshmancer]

Isn't there something else you should be doing, Your Highness ?

[peony_the_ninth]

What?

[necroshmancer]

Weren't you supposed to go pick out clothes for the ball? You do look slightly frumpy, for an Emperor.

Please let them be store bought and not especially designed by him.

[peony_the_ninth]

I haven't drawn the designs out yet! Don't rush genius Jade, you should know that! And I am not frumpy, I'm RELAXED. It lets the civilians relate to me better!

[fonfabrulous]

Uhhhh.

What exactly are you looking for?

[peony_the_ninth]

A RAPPIG.
But there are none here. Woe is me.

[fonfabrulous]

That's too bad. Though I have noticed that like, there are a lot of similarities between our world and this one. Maybe there ARE rappigs and we just haven't found them yet.

[peony_the_ninth]

If you found me a rappig Luke, I would be indebted to you forever.
How much easier this would all be to take, with the comforting presence of an adorable rappig!

[redlamb]

garnet_orchid is entertaining.

[peony_the_ninth]

Who is that? And who are you? And why do you have an eyepatch, are you a pirate?

[redlamb]

Because today is a good day and I feel like spreading joy and possibly you are hiring Crawford, I will lend you kitten-poking rights for an hour. He is a kitten named Aya. Poke him, and behold the twitching! But you can't kill him. He is ours to kill.

I am Farfarello. The eyepatch is a thing.

[peony_the_ninth]

The eyepatch is a thing, huh? It's quite stylish. Maybe I should wear one to the ball, as part of my outfit!

I like kittens, at least I think I do. Do they do something funny if you poke them? Maybe I'll take your advice! I wasn't planning on kill it though, so uhh.. Yeah, that can be your.. thing!

You seem like a pretty nice guy.

[hesitatenot]

I suppose this could be taken as entertainment:

That meeting you spoke of. Is it tonight?

[peony_the_ninth]

Yeah, it is! I feel like we've been waiting forever! I can only drink so much wine, you know?

[hesitatenot]

I do know, actually. It's such a headache.

Excellent.

[peony_the_ninth]

I think we've gone through two bottles, between the two of us.
I mean, it's GOOD wine, but I can't be sloshed for a tactical meeting. Well, I could, but what sort of impression would that be?

[dummschwallen]

Hey so I tried that egg thing, I'm looking pretty fucking glossy if I do say so myself.

On to other matters.

I need a sexy outfit to impress a certain someone at the ball. He's used to my old tricks so I need something new. What do you suggest?

[peony_the_ninth]

I'm glad it worked for you!

I think I'm going to go..eastern inspired! Who doesn't love a man decked in gold ? I think the shirt is probably optional.
Maybe you should go shirtless too, maybe your outfit could be like..Body paint!
Now THAT would be interesting!

[dummschwallen]

Hmmm, body paint. I dunno, that might be too eighties, right? A little too dayglo. I'm exhausting the indigenous options and kind of in need of a fresh perspective.

[peony_the_ninth]

Hm. What are his favourite things?