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[hesitatenot]

No one told me there were serpents in the ocean.

At least, I assume that's where this one had come from, since it was lying on the beach.

It wasn't quite dead, I think it had beached itself by accident.

It is dead now, though.

Comments

[dummschwallen]

Oh fearless leader, you set my heart aflutter with your manly displays of physical prowess!

[hesitatenot]

Hello.

[dummschwallen]

Hey, baby. How you feeling? I got you a present.

[hesitatenot]

Better.

...With the lack of advanced technology at least I know it won't be ticking.

[redlamb]

Perhaps there are more.

Fishing trip?

[hesitatenot]

Now, now Farfarello. I hardly think it's prudent to go diving in headlong.

Besides, we don't have a boat. Yet.

[redlamb]

Head, yes.

Who needs a boat. There's a beach to stand on. There's plenty of bullets and sharp things to throw.

[hesitatenot]

You can't throw-- Never mind.

If you are that eager to start a fight then I suppose it's not a terrible idea.

[guy_fears_women]

Was it a large serpent?

[hesitatenot]

About the size of a palm tree? Perhaps that's common in your world.

[guy_fears_women]

Yeah, you tend to run into those quite frequently. I thought you meant ship-sized or something.

[hesitatenot]

Ah. No.

[peony_the_ninth]

Woah, thats cool. Did you wrestle it or something?

[dummschwallen]

He's all man, he probably did.

[peony_the_ninth]

I have serious respect for a man who one-handedly wrestled a sea-serpent.

[dummschwallen]

I know, right? Props.

Like your hair, by the way. How do you get it to stay so silky?

[suchselfishness]

Serpents?

[redlamb]

Deadly serpents.

[suchselfishness]

I was just in that water...

[hesitatenot]

I assume that's what it was. It had no appendages.