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[fruits_chinpo]

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[kocho_blade]

Angst Shinsengumi?
Wait a second- Hijikata is- I don't think I want to know. I have an image in my head of the man that doesn't need to be ruined.

[fruits_chinpo]

Are you a part of the angst!Shinsengumi?

And Toshi is the perfect model for our men. Everyone will follow his example. Just watch!

[princeofminton]

No, we won't.

[fruits_chinpo]

Yamazaki, you must admit he has very good motivational skills!

[princeofminton]

He doesn't have motivational skills. He has death threats!

[fruits_chinpo]

Yes, but they're threats. Toshi would never actually hurt you.

[princeofminton]

WERE YOU THERE WHEN HE TRIED TO KILL ME AT O-HANAMI?! OR THE TIME HE BLAMED ME FOR EVERYONE TALKING, OR THE SKY BEING BLUE, OR THE FACT THERE WASN'T ENOUGH MAYO IN THE KITCHEN FOR HIS YAKISOBA?!

[fruits_chinpo]

He did it out of love, Yamazaki. Love.

[kocho_blade]

This guy's name is Yamazaki too? How irritating.

[fruits_chinpo]

I see! You must be angst!Yamazaki! Who is apparently really angsty.

[kocho_blade]

I'm not angsty. A shinobi has no feelings.

(OOC:I DIED BECAUSE IT'S SO TRUE.)

[fruits_chinpo]

I believe this to be un-true! Our Yamazaki is full of feelings of deep and tender love for his badminton racket!

[kocho_blade]

What the hell is badminton?

[princeofminton]

Haha... it's a sport!

[mayo_maniac]

Huh. And here I thought the jaguars might've beaten some sense into that emo head of yours.

And just so you're clear, those pine cones are not mine.

[mayo_maniac]

What were you saying, Yamazaki?

Kondo-san will need a way to dispose of that crate of nipple guards pine cones. If I don't find those gone before Itou-sensei and I get back? I'll personally stuff every single one of those down your ungrateful throat.