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[hoof_print]

Well, this ain't disgusting

Comments

[fuckingdevilbat]

KEKEKEKE!!! A horse! A fucking horse! That writes like fucking eyebrows, no less.

[hoof_print]

Uh huh....

[fuckingdevilbat]

This is fascinating. This journal thing not only translates between human languages, but also animal languages. Kekeke.

Anyway, fucking horse, it's not a good idea to go to that jungle. There's a bunch of murderous fucking culties out there and a jaguar that's bad news.

[hoof_print]

The smell alone will keep me away from whatever jungle you two-leggers keep talking about.

[fuckingdevilbat]

Good! Then I won't have to shoot you. We have enough people defecting to the side of the smell.

[wildmagicmaglet]

Why do you say the jungle is bad?

It is good.

It frees you.

Lets you run free.

Freer than that stone jail you are in now!

[fuckingdevilbat]

It frees you from all of your common sense, yeah! It makes you like a fucking beast! This horse isn't a beast.

Also, I am not in a stone jail, fucking elf. I'm on a roof.

[wildmagicmaglet]

[lick]

Elf?

Roof?

You are in the stone jail.

It keeps the freedom of the wild away.

[fuckingdevilbat]

Quit licking your journal, fucking elf.

I much prefer civilization, thanks!

[wildmagicmaglet]

[fingers drawn across blood]

You are not hearing the call.

[fuckingdevilbat]

Maybe I'm just deaf, then. Kekekeke.

[here, a quick "click" sound is recorded; the page then becomes riddled with bulletholes, destroying the entire conversation]