Like a Wet Bird

Apr 12, 2008 01:43

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Talking Projector-Inside-A-Book: I've got a question for you (yes, I know, I'm talking to a book) but, what would you do in the following situation?

My wings finally dried off. It took an annoyingly long amount of time.

I decided, hey, I can fly, I'm gonna fly! So, I went outside, and opened my wings, and ( Read more... )

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geasszero April 12 2008, 05:50:47 UTC
Curious. And worrisome.

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nixe_eva April 12 2008, 06:04:42 UTC
"Curious" is all you have to say?!?!

I was freaking attacked! By flying snakes!

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geasszero April 12 2008, 07:15:51 UTC
You'd prefer I be panicking about it?

Could you tell what kind of snakes they were? Small and slender, or long and thick?

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nixe_eva April 12 2008, 13:13:24 UTC
Actually, in hindsight, they're more like dragons.

I guess not like dragons from some fairy tale, but more like a vicious, girl-eating, anorexic, flying evil dragon thingys.

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hitmanmoo April 12 2008, 09:01:51 UTC
You can fly?

I used to have full mastery of my electricity-control abilities but now doing so drains my energy faster than before.

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nixe_eva April 12 2008, 13:08:12 UTC
I can fly. I have lighter bones, air sacs, etc.

"Full mastery" meaning you could fly on arcs of lightning?

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hitmanmoo April 12 2008, 14:16:57 UTC
Ah! No, I'm not that great. Just being able to conduct a few bolts from my horns.

I just happen to have better resistance to electricity than most people, that's all.

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nixe_eva April 13 2008, 04:08:04 UTC
That's good.

You know, in case you get hit by lightning.

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cajun_dario April 12 2008, 10:57:31 UTC
So I guess it's safe to say we really aren't in Jamaica.
Well fuck.

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nixe_eva April 12 2008, 13:10:15 UTC
Yup. Not in Jamaica.

*sigh*

Stupid Bermuda Triangle.

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cajun_dario April 12 2008, 16:13:56 UTC
Apparently the Bermuda Triangle's reach extends to North Carolina.

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nixe_eva April 13 2008, 04:08:59 UTC
Who knows? I mean, if it involves aliens and the government - it could be anywhere

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purigorotafan1 April 12 2008, 17:49:29 UTC
You can fly? Wow! Are you an angel too?

....gyabo! Wait, sky snakes!? You didn't get hurt did you!?

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nixe_eva April 13 2008, 04:10:08 UTC
haha. I'm the angel of sarcasm, I believe I said.

Yes, sky snakes. I was able to dodge them - and ended up in the ocean again. 99% unhurt. 1% injured pride.

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causticguy April 12 2008, 23:36:23 UTC
We'll just call you Miss Icarus then, shall we?

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nixe_eva April 13 2008, 04:10:49 UTC
Miss Icarus? Who's Miss Icarus? Is that supposed to rhyme?

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causticguy April 13 2008, 04:58:26 UTC
What, don't they teach you anything in Birdwoman School?

Icarus, son of Daedalus. Flew too high, melted his waxy little pinions, fell into the sea.

Oh, or let me guess, you're from planet Aeriel home of the Birdbrainspeople where no one has ever heard of Greece or their quaint old myths.

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nixe_eva April 13 2008, 05:20:27 UTC
Talk to Itex.

Generally I'm more worried about flying than about a Greek myth.

And no. My "Birdwoman School" was a secret place in Death Valley CA where me and my flock were experimented on, kept in dog cages, never allowed to do anything but wonder what it's like being outside and watching other failed experiments die.

But, I suppose you haven't heard of Itex and their idiot genetic engineering yet?

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