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[hiccuphaddock]

Does anyone know of any unoccupied buildings areas caves valleys mountains caves in the area? Uh, preferably easily accessible and close to the water.

Sorry, sort of a weird request.

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[bitchin_beanie]

The fuck d'you want a cave for, bro?

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[hiccuphaddock]

I, uh. Have a very large pet.

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[bitchin_beanie]

What, like, a giant fuckin' canary, or what?

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[hiccuphaddock]

Yes. I have a.. very large bird.

[bitchin_beanie]

Uh huh.

So where the fuck'd you pick up that shit, bro? Cuz, I mean, share! Been forever since I found good hard shit in this dump.

[hiccuphaddock]

I -

.. What language are you speaking?

[bitchin_beanie]

Eh, fuck it. Kids're all retarded these days. So, what the hell is it, then?

[hiccuphaddock]

[bitchin_beanie]

Christ, what the fuck's wrong with your dog?

[hiccuphaddock]

Dragon.

[bitchin_beanie]

I think they make meds for that, bro.

[hiccuphaddock]

I don't.. what? I don't need "meds."

[bitchin_beanie]

Admitting you got a problem's the first step!

...Actually, I got somewhere in mind. Just how big's this little bitch?

[hiccuphaddock]

Hey, watch it.

.. And, uh. Dragon-sized.. I guess?

[bitchin_beanie]

Meters, bro, gimme meters.

[hiccuphaddock]

He's - I don't know, the length of a couple people? Longer, with tail. He's not house-sized.