Comments | rivelata: 1 half-lit cigarette. ☠ should've worn the kevlar, pip.

french_braid in rivelata

1 half-lit cigarette. ☠ should've worn the kevlar, pip.

Jun 26, 2010 22:44

[A few short, uncertain scribbles appear, followed by a series of ink blots. They are quickly rubbed around in weird spiral patterns.]

Stupid thing! I can't write in this condition! I cannot do anyThing! I am like a useless lumpy potato! This is the fault of the damn bou bUogei bourgeoisie! I should charge her extra! I will charge her extra extra ( Read more... )

pip bernadotte

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[recorded] girlyboywonder June 27 2010, 05:46:53 UTC

Does your hat need a whole jet?

french_braid June 27 2010, 06:03:05 UTC

OOOHHHH how GOOD!!! Now there are SPOOKY GHOSTS living in my STUPID BOOK! GO AWAY!

...this is not about what my hat needs! This is about what I have earned for letting my body be Swiss cheese!

[RECORDED FOREVER] girlyboywonder June 27 2010, 06:05:35 UTC

Gonna take the ghost route, huh? Mostly spuds figure I'm trapped in the book, but you gotta add in dead, too.

french_braid June 27 2010, 06:10:32 UTC

That is because I know better. You creepy things are all the same!! You play mind tricks and use your creepy love beam to trick innocent hotel clerks. I will not fall for this again!

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noturbf June 27 2010, 07:14:01 UTC

For a mercenary you certainly whine a lot...

Tell me where you are, I'll help get you to the clinic.

french_braid June 27 2010, 07:38:22 UTC

THERE IS SAND IN MY BLOOD. And now there are more ghosts that are trying to make a fool of me! I will whine about these things because I can't shoot ghosts! I can't shoot this beach either.

noturbf June 28 2010, 05:08:30 UTC

I'm not a ghost...

I'll be right over.

fab_immortal June 27 2010, 18:13:24 UTC

Oh my...

Handsome, you say? That sounds absolutely marvelous! Oh, but you're n ot marvelous at all, are you? Poor thing. Well, at least you aren't stuck in the rain! Things are getting better~!

Though I am intrigued about the concept of sending your hat home in a separate 'jet'. [He may have never seen one, but he can guess what it is. a vehicle of sorts.]

Wouldn't you be worried that jet might get lost? Then you'd need a new hat, and it might not be as nice as the last one!

french_braid June 27 2010, 21:29:09 UTC

Non. I woke up on a boat with shrapnel in my side. Now I am on a beach in a place that is not London. I DON'T LIKE SAND!

It won't get lost if it has a creepy vampire escort...

[Recorded] rosereddaughter June 28 2010, 05:51:25 UTC

Vampire escort?

french_braid June 28 2010, 07:32:17 UTC

Ehhh? Oui. It is only the fair thing! If I have to stay in a crappy motel across town and he gets a freaking penthouse, he should have to take care of my hat!

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kuro_hasu June 27 2010, 23:44:12 UTC

french_braid June 28 2010, 07:32:50 UTC