one; a vacation interrupted
[Ruffling and muffled swearing is heard, ink splotches littering the page. He was in the process of writing when he got attacked. He somehow must have triggered the recording while he scrambled out of the way.]
Okay... that's it!
NO one ruins my dream vacation!
[Gunshots are heard, more swearing. It seems like the gun keeps jamming.]
Oh! There, got it.
YIPPE KAY YAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Okay... that's it!
NO one ruins my dream vacation!
[Gunshots are heard, more swearing. It seems like the gun keeps jamming.]
Oh! There, got it.
YIPPE KAY YAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!