Hit # 1
So, first I get slapped by a pretty pink haired girl. All I did was kiss her and ask her to come to my room! What the hell is wrong with that? Well, okay, there’s the fact that I told her she could pretend I’m my dead twin brother, Neil Dylandy AKA Lockon Stratos the first. But you know what? I’m glad she did it, because now I won’t have to deal with yet ANOTHER person comparing me to Neil.
Now I wake up on a boat. A mother fuckin’ boat. WHY THE HELL AM I ON A BOAT?! Thank GOD I have some cigarettes or I would seriously be ready to strangle the poor guy in front of me for one, and something tells me I’d be better off not doing that.
This is fucking creepy. But hey…at least I don’t have to deal with girls comparing my dick size to Neil’s…
Now I wake up on a boat. A mother fuckin’ boat. WHY THE HELL AM I ON A BOAT?! Thank GOD I have some cigarettes or I would seriously be ready to strangle the poor guy in front of me for one, and something tells me I’d be better off not doing that.
This is fucking creepy. But hey…at least I don’t have to deal with girls comparing my dick size to Neil’s…