LQ-1, Go.
Hey!
[The writing is erratic, going all over the place, with experimental scratch marks here and there.]
What a weird book. But do we really have to keep a journal?
Whatever.
This is now the property of the great Black Star!
[rustling noises as he flips through the pages and waves the book around -- the following is recorded.]
Boring!
O-oi! It's writing down everywhat I say!
Yaahoo! I can use this for all my great speeches!