Teaching an old dog new tricks;

[rivemessenger]

You mortals really can't take a joke, can you?

You're throwing such a fit over tiny changes to your surroundings when you've been through so much worse.

Let's see... I know what we can do next!

How do you all feel about your voices?

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[cat0in0a0box]

Junge.

I think you had better explain yourself.

[rivemessenger]

Ooh, a scary kitty!

What do you need explaining, little one?

[cat0in0a0box]

Jah.

Are you the reason both of mein commanding officers are vee little frauliens?

Und the chairs... Vell actually I quite liked the chairs...

[rivemessenger]

Yes, I am, actually.

And I rather enjoyed the chairs myself. They were so unsuspecting of that one.

[cat0in0a0box]

So tell me, junge, vhat sort of a thing are you? Obviously not a human.

[rivemessenger]

I did already say it, and quite a few outstanding mortals got it, but, I'm Egil, a god, worshiped, adored, and bored beyond belief.