Jan 13, 2009 16:04
SO YOU HAVE FOLLOWED ME ALL THE WAY HERE, HAVE YOU, GREAT TREE OF EVIL?
I will not let you plant your seeds of destruction here or anywhere! With my trusty holy sword and legendary fire armor forged by this old balding guy with one eye who worked for the gods, I am unstoppable to your evil powers and your pollen!
Heck, I even snagged a headband! All main characters wear a bandana of some kind, right? It's like some unwritten JRPG rule or something.
BUT ANYWAYS you are not good, that I can devise, and I will climb you and rescue the angelic maiden at top who wears only white robes and only knows healing spells and she is imprisoned in some evil crystals and then we fall in love and one of my party members has to die in a sacrifice only to come back later and NOT REALLY BE DEAD and it is a REUNION and EVERYONE WINS! DIE MONSTER, YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! WHAT IS A MAN?
Can someone save my game for me?
[ooc: Konata will be running around town in cheap red leather armor and wielding a short, dull iron sword she found abandoned in the building she turned into her cafe. She is of no real threat.]
Ω konata izumi