Recipes for a man who is basically alone in his life, Issue #1

[rival]

Joanna and I broke up, most of my friends moved away, and I live alone in a small apartment with a tiny, empty kitchen. Now that there is nobody around to make food for me, I have been on a hunt for very simple recipes that someone with no cooking experience and no access to human supervision or companionship can make. Bonus points if the dish is

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[perfectlylegal]

I love seeing if a guy will take me out to eat wings and then wanna see me again. I seriously get messy when I eat them, but I love them so. Best wings in my opinion are from Hooters. Three Mile Island sauce. I stand by it every time. Baking them with Franks is the way my aunt does them, and hers are my second favorite.

I used to see a guy who made eating wings an art. He did it so delicately and neatly. My brother still marvels about it to this day.

[rival]

There seems to be a list of things that women think that men never want to see - what they look like when they wake up, what they look like when they eat messy things, etc. This is a lie, and I don't know where it comes from, because all the men I know like to see cute girls not being prim.

My favorite buffalo wing role model.

[perfectlylegal]

God, I want to go get wings now just to try that.

[rival]

Come to San Francisco and we'll eat oven wings and weep together.

[perfectlylegal]

I'd love to come to San Francisco and eat oven wings with you, but please don't cry! My heart couldn't take it!

[rival]

Are you on Facebook?

[perfectlylegal]

Not...yet. It's getting the point where I am going to have to break.

[rival]

I spend lots of time there now because of my job, but after I got over how uncool I was being a Facebook sheep it's really useful and really great for keeping in touch with people. Let me know if/when you join up.

[calamityjake]

Are you MY facebook pal????