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Proof that physics is eating my soul:
Gwen (taking about summer jobs): Ashlii, you should get a job at the zoo!
Me: Indeed! I could feed the lions... I wonder how they do that. I suppose it's the same way we did at the Wold Center: chucking dead things over the fence and hoping they'll eat them. That could be fun, chucking over chickens, deer lungs, human limbs...
Gwen: Your brother...
Me: Nah, my brother would be hard to chuck over a fence. I'd have throw him with a pretty step initial velocity, at an angle of feta, with the force of x newtons, taking into account his static frcition, and the kinetic friction of his clothes against my hands...
In other news, the forces test got moves back to Friday. And the math test got moved back to Thursday, and the due date of my English paper got moved back too. Why? Because of PSATs taking up all our time this Wenesday, the teachers looked at their schedule, looked at the test times for the PSATs, and collectively brought their hands and faces together with the frictional coefficient of .02 mew. God bless the PSAT people, God bless Campus for being down today so noone could enter or quarter semester grades.
In other news our philosophy unit on God has just begun.
Gwen (taking about summer jobs): Ashlii, you should get a job at the zoo!
Me: Indeed! I could feed the lions... I wonder how they do that. I suppose it's the same way we did at the Wold Center: chucking dead things over the fence and hoping they'll eat them. That could be fun, chucking over chickens, deer lungs, human limbs...
Gwen: Your brother...
Me: Nah, my brother would be hard to chuck over a fence. I'd have throw him with a pretty step initial velocity, at an angle of feta, with the force of x newtons, taking into account his static frcition, and the kinetic friction of his clothes against my hands...
In other news, the forces test got moves back to Friday. And the math test got moved back to Thursday, and the due date of my English paper got moved back too. Why? Because of PSATs taking up all our time this Wenesday, the teachers looked at their schedule, looked at the test times for the PSATs, and collectively brought their hands and faces together with the frictional coefficient of .02 mew. God bless the PSAT people, God bless Campus for being down today so noone could enter or quarter semester grades.
In other news our philosophy unit on God has just begun.