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Jan 11, 2006 22:43

Umm... had creepy thing happen at work today. Here's a transcript from my memory. Things in bold are notes, added by yours truly.

Customer: *brings mints to cashier (me)* *thinking "Hmm... she's not so hot. She's probably desperate and easy."*

Me: "Hello. How are you doing today?" "Hello customer, are you really buying only mints today?"

Customer: "You look tired. Are you tired?" "Tired enough to let your guard down and give me your number?"

Me: "Yeah, I'm tired."

Customer: "How long have you been working?" "Score! Now just how dulled are your instincts and warning signs?"

Me: "A few hours." *putting alert signs up*

Customer: *scoffs* "Damn! Not going to be easy."

Me: (tad bit insulted) "But I had school before that."

Customer: "School, huh? What grade?" "Damn, better make sure she's of legal age."

Me: "11th." *now very much on alert and planning not to give out anymore info*

Customer; "Hmm..." "Well, on to Plan B." *goes to hit on cashier in next lane, who has just stopped a scam and is a bit shaken, the decides to go hit on our boss as well*

Not fun.

More stuff to update, but not now for I have to go to bed.

(Also, some very good news coming up soon! News that will keep me from sleeping.... damn)

work creeps

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