I'm Old-Fashioned That Way

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Joyeebloo (3:28:22 AM): you guys if you ever have a kid what gender do you want it to be ^^
riot medic (3:28:30 AM): well
riot medic (3:28:33 AM): thanks for asking us
riot medic (3:28:44 AM): cuz you know how important we feel it is that we get to pick th gender
Kishiruni (3:29:08 AM): Little girls I could spoil with tons of stuffed animals and

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[twoparentheses]

hm? what band?

ok, my history

age 0-7: pink, dresses, hairbows, dolls, bugs, plastic vegetables
age 8-13: blue, clothes, tree climbing, masturbation, video games, writing, angry feminism
age 14-15: black, crossdresssing, math, dyke-ness, bi-lovin', cartwheeling

you know what the worst part is? I'M STRAIGHT!

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Well all right then.

[twoparentheses]

I know, it's ill.

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Gellin' like a felon.

[twoparentheses]

where is that FROM? my friend said that this summer, but I have no idea where it comes from and it's DRIVING ME NUTS! evferyone knows it!

[eestlinc]

dr scholl's massaging shoe inserts commercials

[twoparentheses]

I just founda reason to watch TV

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It's from a line of commercials for Dr. Scholl's Massaging Gel Heel Cushions that ran in 2003. That tag line was "Are you gellin'?" and all the happy people in the commercials continued to find joy-instilling ways to rhyme it.

"Hey Ellen, you gellin'?"

"I'm gellin' like a felon. You gellin'?"

"I'm gellin' like Magellan."

"Cool. You want some melon?"

NERDY GUY WHO DOESN'T GET IT: "Hey, guys, I am gelling!"

"He is so not gellin'."

And so on.

[twoparentheses]

ow. I don't gell.

[ritter]

Right. You ill.

[strawbee]

Our new band!

krissy = bass
me = drums
kishi = singer
wezly = dancer
greg = guitar

we're gonna rock. xD

[twoparentheses]

nuts.

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Nuts to you.

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Good call dude.