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so it l was by myself again last night....might be for the rest of the week. it's okay i don't mind. i like running around like a nut all day. i prefer to have more than one pissed off driver with failed stuff sitting at the border and calling me on the phone and the mike at the same time. It's okay. I like getting yelled at for things that I might have done or forgot to do in a big rush. Mostly because i have exactly half an hour to send a trailer back.
Things that I'm not allowed to say
1) "gee, I'm sorry but via's system went down and i was the only one here, so i had to talk to tech support"
2)" I'm sorry, you have to patient with me, i'm the only one here. Yes, I know this is a five person shift"
3) "perhaps you should go fuck yourself"
4)" why don't you bend over and grab your ankles for a little bit, i'm getting tired of the 12 inch spiked dildo sticking out my ass".
My list of things to do today
A)drink until I pass out(i'm half way there)
B) Sleep
C)Drink until i pass out again.
Thank you for your patience.
Please come back tomorrow for matt's installment of "why i need a new job, and things I said to people that I shouldn't have".
Things that I'm not allowed to say
1) "gee, I'm sorry but via's system went down and i was the only one here, so i had to talk to tech support"
2)" I'm sorry, you have to patient with me, i'm the only one here. Yes, I know this is a five person shift"
3) "perhaps you should go fuck yourself"
4)" why don't you bend over and grab your ankles for a little bit, i'm getting tired of the 12 inch spiked dildo sticking out my ass".
My list of things to do today
A)drink until I pass out(i'm half way there)
B) Sleep
C)Drink until i pass out again.
Thank you for your patience.
Please come back tomorrow for matt's installment of "why i need a new job, and things I said to people that I shouldn't have".