the most absolutely ridiculous/amazing/hilarious convo ever.....
Jenn:
i mean i'm crazy...but in a fun way
Mindy:
i don't think you're crazy
Jenn:
...after tonights convo i'm not crazy? haha
Mindy:
haha well yeah
but not in a way that it's a high maintence thing
more like a, punt your clone mindy way
Jenn:
ahhahahahaha
hahhahahahhaha
Mindy:
i loled out loud with that visual too
just all alone in my bed laughing at what I said haha
i can't believe you'd seriously punt me if i were a midget
Jenn:
hahahahahahaha
you wouldnt be a midget
Mindy:
i'd be so upset.
i'd just be a mini-minnie.
Jenn:
its a mini-fied clone
i am laughing sooo hard right now
you'd be upset if i punted a mini clone of yourself?
Mindy:
yes.
very much so.
i mean if she was like me, just smaller, she doesn't deserve that.
she'd probably get really fucking pissed, come back and punch you.
right in the face.
Jenn:
but shes freakishly small and she caught me off guard
Mindy:
and say like, "bloody hell what the fuck was that!"
and just smack you
hahaha
Jenn:
oh, and also how can your mini clone punch me right in the face, she only comes up to like my shines...she couldnt reach!
Mindy:
hahahahahaha
she would jump on you and take you down.
then just slap you silly
with her mini-mini-minnie hands
Jenn:
bitch please.
OMG!
Mindy:
i would have TINY hands!
Jenn:
i would NOT want her to touch me with those small hands
Mindy:
hahahaha
well they're just my hands ...
Jenn:
just thinking about it makes me nervous
yes, but they are freakishly small!
Mindy:
true
i kind of wish i had a mini-jenny around
she'd be pretty cool.
she'd hang out w/ brodie all day because ya know, can't really take her out.
then i'd come home and just chill w/ her
Jenn:
hahahaahha i cant breath
i could live in your sisters dream house
Mindy:
i wouldn't mind her touching me because i'm not a lunatic and small things don't make my skin crawl
Mindy:
and i love my mini-friend-clones more than i hate small hands.
Jenn:
the thought of mini us's is cracking me up
i keep picturing you turning that corner....and i still think i would kick you
as much as i love you...you'd go flying
Mindy:
hahahahaha
hahahahhahahah if the mini versions of US hung out!
oh my god i'd just want to watch them hahaha
see what they did, all mini and shit
Jenn:
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
what do you think we'd do?
do you think we'd still moonwalk?
Mindy:
mini jenn: "what would you do if an alien just came down the stairs"
mini min: "i don't know, what would you do?"
mini jenn"I think i'd punch him"
oh yeah, minimoonwalk is where it's at
Mindy:
that would be such a crazy thing
like if we cloned ourselves, into mini versions of ourselves, and had them hang out
and see how long it took for them to get on eachothers nerves, and then we'd know when we should stop hanging out for a while.
Jenn:
omg....this is ridiculous
ok....this is going to sound weird...
but like how do you picture them? because mine i guess arent really the same portions...
Mindy:
what do you mean?
do i think they'd be like us, but just scaled down, or if they'd be proportioned differently?
i feel like we'd have bigger heads for some reason.
Jenn:
HHAHAHAHAH
like, you know how Paul got smaller but he was still the same portions...thats not us
Mindy:
mhm
Jenn:
we are kind of short and sout but still look like us
Mindy:
yeah
Jenn:
better for punting
Mindy:
well yeah that's how I picture our miniature clone versions
HAHAHAHAHAH
lol oh my god ahhaa
"a better center of gravity...i'll get more distance on the punt"
i don't think i could kick a miniature person.
i'd be so concerned with their landing, i feel like i'd really seriously injure them.
Jenn:
hahahahahahhaa
but if you werent expecting it, it would be a reflex
because they are too short to punch in the face so you'd have to kick them
Mindy:
but i just wouldn't
well actually maybe i would
well see...
i wouldn't kick an animal if an animal was just randomly in your house and came running toward me from your kitchen.
but, if it were a miniature person i might freak out and punt it - just because i've watched too much TV in my life.
Jenn:
ok well mini mindy didnt run toward me, but if she did she would DEF be kicked like a football
Mindy:
poor mini-minnie.
and we wonder why we're single.
Jenn:
i love you...but no.
hahaha
or we wonder why we are in love with each other
Mindy:
hahaha
this is why.
Jenn:
i can deal with small hands if they are on a life size person
but some little creature pawing at me with tiny hands...probably dirty tiny hands...nu uh.
Mindy:
well if it was mini minnie she'd be clean.
and probably hot, just small. and wanting to paw at you for some reason.
Jenn:
yeah but they are small. and probably curious, she might get into place you and i cannot. and those places may be dirty
( i cut out A LOT of our online laughter...but just know that we were cracking up. i was lol-ing so much that i snorted a few times and i had tears streaming down my face. oh mindy, i love you, even if you were small, sout with a big head! )
i mean i'm crazy...but in a fun way
Mindy:
i don't think you're crazy
Jenn:
...after tonights convo i'm not crazy? haha
Mindy:
haha well yeah
but not in a way that it's a high maintence thing
more like a, punt your clone mindy way
Jenn:
ahhahahahaha
hahhahahahhaha
Mindy:
i loled out loud with that visual too
just all alone in my bed laughing at what I said haha
i can't believe you'd seriously punt me if i were a midget
Jenn:
hahahahahahaha
you wouldnt be a midget
Mindy:
i'd be so upset.
i'd just be a mini-minnie.
Jenn:
its a mini-fied clone
i am laughing sooo hard right now
you'd be upset if i punted a mini clone of yourself?
Mindy:
yes.
very much so.
i mean if she was like me, just smaller, she doesn't deserve that.
she'd probably get really fucking pissed, come back and punch you.
right in the face.
Jenn:
but shes freakishly small and she caught me off guard
Mindy:
and say like, "bloody hell what the fuck was that!"
and just smack you
hahaha
Jenn:
oh, and also how can your mini clone punch me right in the face, she only comes up to like my shines...she couldnt reach!
Mindy:
hahahahahaha
she would jump on you and take you down.
then just slap you silly
with her mini-mini-minnie hands
Jenn:
bitch please.
OMG!
Mindy:
i would have TINY hands!
Jenn:
i would NOT want her to touch me with those small hands
Mindy:
hahahaha
well they're just my hands ...
Jenn:
just thinking about it makes me nervous
yes, but they are freakishly small!
Mindy:
true
i kind of wish i had a mini-jenny around
she'd be pretty cool.
she'd hang out w/ brodie all day because ya know, can't really take her out.
then i'd come home and just chill w/ her
Jenn:
hahahaahha i cant breath
i could live in your sisters dream house
Mindy:
i wouldn't mind her touching me because i'm not a lunatic and small things don't make my skin crawl
Mindy:
and i love my mini-friend-clones more than i hate small hands.
Jenn:
the thought of mini us's is cracking me up
i keep picturing you turning that corner....and i still think i would kick you
as much as i love you...you'd go flying
Mindy:
hahahahaha
hahahahhahahah if the mini versions of US hung out!
oh my god i'd just want to watch them hahaha
see what they did, all mini and shit
Jenn:
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
what do you think we'd do?
do you think we'd still moonwalk?
Mindy:
mini jenn: "what would you do if an alien just came down the stairs"
mini min: "i don't know, what would you do?"
mini jenn"I think i'd punch him"
oh yeah, minimoonwalk is where it's at
Mindy:
that would be such a crazy thing
like if we cloned ourselves, into mini versions of ourselves, and had them hang out
and see how long it took for them to get on eachothers nerves, and then we'd know when we should stop hanging out for a while.
Jenn:
omg....this is ridiculous
ok....this is going to sound weird...
but like how do you picture them? because mine i guess arent really the same portions...
Mindy:
what do you mean?
do i think they'd be like us, but just scaled down, or if they'd be proportioned differently?
i feel like we'd have bigger heads for some reason.
Jenn:
HHAHAHAHAH
like, you know how Paul got smaller but he was still the same portions...thats not us
Mindy:
mhm
Jenn:
we are kind of short and sout but still look like us
Mindy:
yeah
Jenn:
better for punting
Mindy:
well yeah that's how I picture our miniature clone versions
HAHAHAHAHAH
lol oh my god ahhaa
"a better center of gravity...i'll get more distance on the punt"
i don't think i could kick a miniature person.
i'd be so concerned with their landing, i feel like i'd really seriously injure them.
Jenn:
hahahahahahhaa
but if you werent expecting it, it would be a reflex
because they are too short to punch in the face so you'd have to kick them
Mindy:
but i just wouldn't
well actually maybe i would
well see...
i wouldn't kick an animal if an animal was just randomly in your house and came running toward me from your kitchen.
but, if it were a miniature person i might freak out and punt it - just because i've watched too much TV in my life.
Jenn:
ok well mini mindy didnt run toward me, but if she did she would DEF be kicked like a football
Mindy:
poor mini-minnie.
and we wonder why we're single.
Jenn:
i love you...but no.
hahaha
or we wonder why we are in love with each other
Mindy:
hahaha
this is why.
Jenn:
i can deal with small hands if they are on a life size person
but some little creature pawing at me with tiny hands...probably dirty tiny hands...nu uh.
Mindy:
well if it was mini minnie she'd be clean.
and probably hot, just small. and wanting to paw at you for some reason.
Jenn:
yeah but they are small. and probably curious, she might get into place you and i cannot. and those places may be dirty
( i cut out A LOT of our online laughter...but just know that we were cracking up. i was lol-ing so much that i snorted a few times and i had tears streaming down my face. oh mindy, i love you, even if you were small, sout with a big head! )