Hello, dear livejournal friends
It has been a while, hasn't it? Much has happened since my last update, including the birth of my first child, little Sproggy Sproo. He's a spritely young fellow with a strong left foot. Last week he spent a few hours in the hospital, having tests to see if he has inherited my heart condition. I do hope he has. Whilst being the only person in the whole of Mountain Ash (and, in fact, the world) to have a heart made of pure solid gold has made me feel very special indeed, I would love to share the special feeling with young Sproggy Sproo. Heart of gold, I've got.
In other news, old Mrs Wanky has been terribly ill of late. I have donated both my kidney and bladder in the hope of prolonging her life, but thinkgs look bleak for her. Doctors have suggested that she cut down on the 50 fags and 20 bottles of gin a day, but if that's what makes her happy, then I see not why it would be taken away from her.
My trips to Ninian Park this season have been joyous occasions indeed. Little Sproggy Sproo already has his own Cardiff kit, and his first words were, "Fuck off, you jack bastard."
Bless him. He knows all teh Cardiff City songs and will be a member of the Soul Crew in no time at all. It is wonderufl to see Cardiff doing so well. I must buy that Dave Jones a pint of lemonade for all his efforts which I do so appreciate.
All my love, friends,
xXx Ritchie Roo xXx
In other news, old Mrs Wanky has been terribly ill of late. I have donated both my kidney and bladder in the hope of prolonging her life, but thinkgs look bleak for her. Doctors have suggested that she cut down on the 50 fags and 20 bottles of gin a day, but if that's what makes her happy, then I see not why it would be taken away from her.
My trips to Ninian Park this season have been joyous occasions indeed. Little Sproggy Sproo already has his own Cardiff kit, and his first words were, "Fuck off, you jack bastard."
Bless him. He knows all teh Cardiff City songs and will be a member of the Soul Crew in no time at all. It is wonderufl to see Cardiff doing so well. I must buy that Dave Jones a pint of lemonade for all his efforts which I do so appreciate.
All my love, friends,
xXx Ritchie Roo xXx