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[ritaneves]

My friend called me from a restaurant restroom, telling me he got SO nervous on his date that he pissed his pants!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! He called me because he needed help... what am I supposed to do?!? We're not even close and shit! I told him to get wetter and tell her that a waiter spilled water on him in his way to the restroom....

What if she decides to make out with him later? What is he gonna do? He's going to smell like piss! HAHAHAHA!

This is the best day ever!

I'm EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!!!!!