You’re a Bully! I Don’t Like You! (Part 2/3)
Title: You’re a Bully! I Don’t Like You!
Pairing: RyoDa, PiN
Rating: G (for this part)
Genre: Romance, humor
Summary: Tat-chan was a spoiled cat, owned by Jin who lived with his boyfriend named Yamapi. Tat-chan had a wonderful life living with those two until Yamapi decided to adopt new cat to accompany Tat-chan. The worst part was the new cat was the sneaky and evil cat named Ryo-chan.
Warning: Un-beta. I know my English is horrible but I’m too lazy to get it beta-ed
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I only own the real cats (which I still love a lot)
A/N: I got the idea to write about RyoDa-cats when I saw my cats (Lucky and Cinda) fought with each other LOL!! They’re siblings but Lucky is a big bully and always looking for a fight with Cinda. I saw them struggling and somehow Lucky ended up on top of Cinda and didn’t want to get off. Cinda didn’t stop meowing and I had to pry them away. So, here is the output of my horrible mind =p
PART 1/3
PART 2/3
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Hello!! Nice to meet you again!! How have you been doing lately? Is everything okay? (^_^) As for me, everything is so great~ It has been 3 months since I live here with Jin-sama and Pi-sama. And everyday is fun, though Pi-sama always have an outside work that needs him to leave house for a few days, I still have a lot of fun time being in this house. It’s because when Pi-sama comes back from his outstation, he always bring me back a lot of toys and accessories. It’s so much fun!! *bounces* For example, he recently bought me a remote controlled mice. How cool is that! But I don’t know how to play it on my own *gloomy mood* I just have to wait for Pi-sama if I want to play with that toy. Only Pi-sama can make it moves and I’ll chase after it. Hihih.
Jin-sama? I definitely can’t count on him anymore *shakes head* Jin-sama will only pass me his old tennis ball for me to play. Jin-sama doesn’t like to play with me anymore *pouts* Jin-sama is bad now? No! No! That’s not what I mean! Actually Jin-sama is a very busy young man too. Will you believe me if I told you that Jin-sama is a very popular actor in Japan? Will you? It’s true~ I’m not lying! I always watch him on TV, you know. I watch his dramas with Pi-sama because Jin-sama is too embarrassed to watch his own dramas *grins* Jin-sama is really good in acting. I’m so proud for having these two cool guys as my owners.
But just how much I love them, I feel a bit lonely too. You know, these two always leave me alone at home when they have to go to work. And they are very busy too! *nods nods* Ahhhh, I don’t know what to do when it was just me at home. I can’t play with Mr. Mice either. It won’t move no matter how much I try to make it move. It annoys me! So when I’m all alone at home, all I can do is rolling on the floor until I get dizzy, jumps up and down of the couch, sleeps, cleaning myself, eats, and sleeps again. I’m bored~ Pi-sama, hurry! Come back soon~
“Ah, you sleep on the floor with Mr. Mice again” I purr when I feel a soft touch on my body. My eyes flutter and Pi-sama’s face comes to my view. I yawn and stretch my body before sit up on my four feets and meow. Pi-sama instantly picks me up and scoots me over his arms.
“Have you eaten the food we prepared for you?” I reply by rubbing my head to his chest and purr. Pi-sama chuckles. “Good boy” he pats me while walking towards the kitchen. “So what are you doing all day long? You must be really bored playing all by yourself. Gomen ne” he puts me on the counter and goes to have a drink. I walk back and forth while wiggle my tail, telling him that he’s right, I’m dead bored!
He comes back with a glass full of water and sit on the chair at the counter. “Papa Jin is going to be late tonight. He said we don’t have to wait for him. I guess it’s just the two of us tonight ne” he caresses my coats lovingly and I purr even more by the attention while darting my tongue out and lick Pi-sama’s face. He giggles.
“It’s lucky that Jin bought you. I really have to thank him for this” he ponders for a moment and I blink my eyes slowly. “But what about you? Don’t you feel lonely when we leave you all alone at him?” I reply with a loud meow and roll onto my back. Oh, you don’t understand? It means that Yes, I’m lonely when you both aren’t home.
“Sou desu ka” Pi-sama nods his head a few times. “Well, let see if I can talk to your Papa Jin about this later. Right now, it’s time for bath!” hearing the word ‘bath’ I jump down from the counter but Pi-sama must already know my intention because he quickly grabs me before my foot can touch the floor. Yaahhhh, I hate the evil grin on Pi-sama’s face!! No! I don’t want to take a bath! I hate water! I can clean myself! Leave me alone!
*Sobs* It’s cold~ I’m cold~ Pi-sama is a meanie~ He successfully makes me have a bath for the second time today (yes, he doesn’t know that Jin-sama already bathed me this morning). It’s not fair. I’m just a cat. I don’t have to bath twice a day, right? But sometimes, I like it. You know why? Because after bath, I’ll get a chance to cuddle with Pi-sama or Jin-sama (depends on whose bath me). They will wrap me with a very fluffy blanket and held me close to them. Pi-sama usually spends him time reading a book or magazine before he goes to sleep and he will put me on his lap. It’s so comfortable. Since Jin-sama is going to be late tonight, I guess I will sleep with Pi-sama. Yayyyy!!!
It’s been like what, 1 week...since I sleep with them on this bed. They even lock the door lately (meanie~ Pi-sama). And I have no other choice but to sleep in my basket, in a living room. Why can’t they let me in? I just want to sleep, nothing else. Oh, sometimes they forgot to lock the door (Pi sama did because Jin-sama never lock the door) and I sneak into their room in the middle of the night. It’s funny to see Pi-sama’s face when he saw me on the bed between him and Jin-sama the next morning. It’s hilarious! Then he will sulk in a bathroom and Jin-sama has to console him. And they took a really long bath after that *sigh* I don’t understand these two at all. What does a long bath has to do with sulking.
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Oh, it’s morning already! Ohayou minna~ *yawns* Ah, no one is here! I slowly get off the bed and make my way to the kitchen where I can hear voices coming from. I peek in into the kitchen and see Pi-sama and Ji-sama is doing that thing again, you know, biting each others’ lips. Ouch, it looks hurt! Let them be. I’m so used getting to see them fight like that, though it’s childish *licks coats* At least, I’m expecting some punches or kicks if they want to fight that badly.
“Jin, have you ever thought of buying another cat?” I sit up straight. My~ I have a bad feeling about this.
“Hurm? What for? We have Tat-chan already” I nod repeatedly. Yes, why do we need another cat? Am I not good enough?
“That’s why we need one more cat, for Tat-chan. Tat-chan is all alone at home when both of us have to go out for work. It’s fine when one of us can stay, but most of the time, we both go out to work at the same time. You have to work till late night sometimes and I have to go out of country a lot. Tat-chan will be all alone” I shake my head violently. No, it’s fine. I’m fine, don’t worry about me. I admit that I’m a bit lonely but it’s fine. I’m okay by myself. I don’t need a company.
“Sou ka” no Jin-sama! I don’t need a friend. I don’t need another cat to accompany me. The truth is, I don’t want your attention to divide into two. It’s okay, I’m fine by myself. I can always wait for you and Pi-sama to come home. It doesn’t matter how long, I’ll wait.
“I was thinking, maybe we should buy a new cat”
“Yeah. So why don’t you choose one this time? I chose Tat-chan before; it’s your choice now”
I turn around and slowly walk to the living room. I jump into my basket and curl into a ball while hiding my face between my front foot. I’m so sad. Pi-sama and Jin-sama want to buy a new cat. I know they didn’t mean anything bad, they did it for me. But somehow I don’t like it. I don’t like having a competitor. I’m so used to get all the attention from them both. If we are about to have another cat, I won’t be spoiled anymore. I don’t want it. But of course they don’t know about my unwillingness. What should I do?
I didn’t take my breakfast this morning. I pretend to sleep soundly when Pi-sama and Jin-sama ask me to get my breakfast. I close my eyes tightly. I’m sulking but no one to console me. But it’s good too. If Jin-sama consoles me the way he did to Pi-sama, I might end up having a long bath *shudders* It’s way better if I’m sulking alone.
Today, I didn’t send them to work like I usually did. When I heard the sound of door closes, I knew Pi-sama and Jin-sama are already gone to work. I’m so sad *sniffs* Maybe sleep can make me feel much better. Zzzz…
*****
I stir in my sleep when I feel someone is licking my coat. I purr for a moment. It feels the same when I lick my coat to clean up myself. Who else is able to lick in this house? As far as I know, I’m the only one who can do that. So, who is the one that keep licking me now? Though it feels good, it scares me a bit. So opened my eyes slowly and WARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I immediately jump out of the basket in horror. There, standing in front of me a black cat with a pair of yellow eyes staring at me with a mischievous look on his face. What a minute? Did he just smirk at me?
Hold on! The dream! I once dreamt about this black cat. So this must be a dream too right. Ahhh *relief sigh* I almost die, geez! So all I need to do now is close my eyes and go back to sleep.
“I see, so you’ve met our lovely Tat-chan” my eyes open in widen. Chotto matte! Why do I hear Pi-sama’s voice? Is he in my dream too? But why does it sound so real and close? I stare at the black cat in front of me who is still wearing the same naughty look on his face. Suddenly, I feel goose bump all over my body. I look up and catch the sight of Pi-sama staring at me while holding two bowls in his hands.
“You finally woke up Tat-chan. You must be really tired that you slept this long. And I noticed you haven’t touched your food yet. So, why don’t you eat with your new friend here? Tat-chan, meet Ryo-chan. You must be good to each other okay”
I blink my eyes repeatedly. This isn’t a dream. This is definitely real. That black cat is real and even has a name. Ryo-chan? Ryo-chan? Ryo-chan! Why? I look back at that Ryo-chan. He is grinning while licking his feet, sending shiver down to my spine. No! Pi-sama really bought a new cat! NO!!!
“Hello princess” I shoot Ryo-chan a glare. I don’t like Ryo-chan. I don’t like the smug look on Ryo-chan’s face. To show my dissatisfaction, I constantly shake my paws and growl and swish my tail. But Ryo-chan doesn’t budge. His grin only grows wider. I growl even louder.
“I’m not a princess!”
“Now now, Tat-chan. You should welcome Ryo-chan nicely. Ryo-chan is going to be your friend after all. Don’t frighten Ryo-chan okay” I feel a gentle pat on my head and realize that Pi-sama is already sitting beside me. He rubs my back and plants a kiss on my head. Pi-sama~
“I know you’re bored playing alone. That’s why I brought Ryo-chan home. Try to get along with each other okay” Pi-sama pats my head again. Pi-sama is so nice. I understand why he did this. It’s all for me. His intention is good, I shouldn’t doubt him.
“Well, you heard him princess. From now on, we’ll be friends” I grit my teeth, try not to make any sound and stare at Ryo-chan. He still has the naughty grin on his face and I don’t like it. Ryo-chan is surely knew how to get on my nerve. But when I think about Pi-sama, I knew I have to endure this. I’ll try my best not to fight with Ryo-chan. Then Pi-sama won’t have any worry about me.
I take a step forward and approach Ryo-chan slowly. Ryo-chan follows my every movement. When I stop in front of Ryo-chan, I greet Ryo-chan with a low meow and rub my head against Ryo-chan’s; as my way of welcoming Ryo-chan to this house. “Nice to meet you too, Ryo-chan” He purr lowly and I immediately go back to where Pi-sama is sitting and climb up on his lap.
“There you go. I knew you’re smart, Tat-chan” I’m still staring at Ryo-chan.
“Princess” Ryo-chan mutters in a low voice but I still can hear it. Ryo-chan smirks.
“I don’t like you!” and I officially declare a war between me and Ryo-chan. Minna, please pray for my safety~
~TBC~
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Yayyyyy, Ryo-chan is finally here!! Tat-chan finally has a company. Too bad Tat-chan doesn’t like Ryo-chan. How is it so far? Hihih. Well, the last part is going to be a bit long and I might take quite some time before I can post it. Kyahhh, I had so much in mind to write about RyoDa-cats in the last part *-H- mode on* ROFL. Till then, I leave you with the images of Tat-chan & Ryo-chan (in cat form) that I had in my mind when I wrote this one-shot. It’s unfortunate that I don’t have an ability to draw :’(
*** Pixes credit goes to the rightful owner
♥ TAT-CHAN ♥
♥ RYO-CHAN ♥
Pairing: RyoDa, PiN
Rating: G (for this part)
Genre: Romance, humor
Summary: Tat-chan was a spoiled cat, owned by Jin who lived with his boyfriend named Yamapi. Tat-chan had a wonderful life living with those two until Yamapi decided to adopt new cat to accompany Tat-chan. The worst part was the new cat was the sneaky and evil cat named Ryo-chan.
Warning: Un-beta. I know my English is horrible but I’m too lazy to get it beta-ed
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I only own the real cats (which I still love a lot)
A/N: I got the idea to write about RyoDa-cats when I saw my cats (Lucky and Cinda) fought with each other LOL!! They’re siblings but Lucky is a big bully and always looking for a fight with Cinda. I saw them struggling and somehow Lucky ended up on top of Cinda and didn’t want to get off. Cinda didn’t stop meowing and I had to pry them away. So, here is the output of my horrible mind =p
PART 1/3
PART 2/3
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Hello!! Nice to meet you again!! How have you been doing lately? Is everything okay? (^_^) As for me, everything is so great~ It has been 3 months since I live here with Jin-sama and Pi-sama. And everyday is fun, though Pi-sama always have an outside work that needs him to leave house for a few days, I still have a lot of fun time being in this house. It’s because when Pi-sama comes back from his outstation, he always bring me back a lot of toys and accessories. It’s so much fun!! *bounces* For example, he recently bought me a remote controlled mice. How cool is that! But I don’t know how to play it on my own *gloomy mood* I just have to wait for Pi-sama if I want to play with that toy. Only Pi-sama can make it moves and I’ll chase after it. Hihih.
Jin-sama? I definitely can’t count on him anymore *shakes head* Jin-sama will only pass me his old tennis ball for me to play. Jin-sama doesn’t like to play with me anymore *pouts* Jin-sama is bad now? No! No! That’s not what I mean! Actually Jin-sama is a very busy young man too. Will you believe me if I told you that Jin-sama is a very popular actor in Japan? Will you? It’s true~ I’m not lying! I always watch him on TV, you know. I watch his dramas with Pi-sama because Jin-sama is too embarrassed to watch his own dramas *grins* Jin-sama is really good in acting. I’m so proud for having these two cool guys as my owners.
But just how much I love them, I feel a bit lonely too. You know, these two always leave me alone at home when they have to go to work. And they are very busy too! *nods nods* Ahhhh, I don’t know what to do when it was just me at home. I can’t play with Mr. Mice either. It won’t move no matter how much I try to make it move. It annoys me! So when I’m all alone at home, all I can do is rolling on the floor until I get dizzy, jumps up and down of the couch, sleeps, cleaning myself, eats, and sleeps again. I’m bored~ Pi-sama, hurry! Come back soon~
“Ah, you sleep on the floor with Mr. Mice again” I purr when I feel a soft touch on my body. My eyes flutter and Pi-sama’s face comes to my view. I yawn and stretch my body before sit up on my four feets and meow. Pi-sama instantly picks me up and scoots me over his arms.
“Have you eaten the food we prepared for you?” I reply by rubbing my head to his chest and purr. Pi-sama chuckles. “Good boy” he pats me while walking towards the kitchen. “So what are you doing all day long? You must be really bored playing all by yourself. Gomen ne” he puts me on the counter and goes to have a drink. I walk back and forth while wiggle my tail, telling him that he’s right, I’m dead bored!
He comes back with a glass full of water and sit on the chair at the counter. “Papa Jin is going to be late tonight. He said we don’t have to wait for him. I guess it’s just the two of us tonight ne” he caresses my coats lovingly and I purr even more by the attention while darting my tongue out and lick Pi-sama’s face. He giggles.
“It’s lucky that Jin bought you. I really have to thank him for this” he ponders for a moment and I blink my eyes slowly. “But what about you? Don’t you feel lonely when we leave you all alone at him?” I reply with a loud meow and roll onto my back. Oh, you don’t understand? It means that Yes, I’m lonely when you both aren’t home.
“Sou desu ka” Pi-sama nods his head a few times. “Well, let see if I can talk to your Papa Jin about this later. Right now, it’s time for bath!” hearing the word ‘bath’ I jump down from the counter but Pi-sama must already know my intention because he quickly grabs me before my foot can touch the floor. Yaahhhh, I hate the evil grin on Pi-sama’s face!! No! I don’t want to take a bath! I hate water! I can clean myself! Leave me alone!
*Sobs* It’s cold~ I’m cold~ Pi-sama is a meanie~ He successfully makes me have a bath for the second time today (yes, he doesn’t know that Jin-sama already bathed me this morning). It’s not fair. I’m just a cat. I don’t have to bath twice a day, right? But sometimes, I like it. You know why? Because after bath, I’ll get a chance to cuddle with Pi-sama or Jin-sama (depends on whose bath me). They will wrap me with a very fluffy blanket and held me close to them. Pi-sama usually spends him time reading a book or magazine before he goes to sleep and he will put me on his lap. It’s so comfortable. Since Jin-sama is going to be late tonight, I guess I will sleep with Pi-sama. Yayyyy!!!
It’s been like what, 1 week...since I sleep with them on this bed. They even lock the door lately (meanie~ Pi-sama). And I have no other choice but to sleep in my basket, in a living room. Why can’t they let me in? I just want to sleep, nothing else. Oh, sometimes they forgot to lock the door (Pi sama did because Jin-sama never lock the door) and I sneak into their room in the middle of the night. It’s funny to see Pi-sama’s face when he saw me on the bed between him and Jin-sama the next morning. It’s hilarious! Then he will sulk in a bathroom and Jin-sama has to console him. And they took a really long bath after that *sigh* I don’t understand these two at all. What does a long bath has to do with sulking.
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Oh, it’s morning already! Ohayou minna~ *yawns* Ah, no one is here! I slowly get off the bed and make my way to the kitchen where I can hear voices coming from. I peek in into the kitchen and see Pi-sama and Ji-sama is doing that thing again, you know, biting each others’ lips. Ouch, it looks hurt! Let them be. I’m so used getting to see them fight like that, though it’s childish *licks coats* At least, I’m expecting some punches or kicks if they want to fight that badly.
“Jin, have you ever thought of buying another cat?” I sit up straight. My~ I have a bad feeling about this.
“Hurm? What for? We have Tat-chan already” I nod repeatedly. Yes, why do we need another cat? Am I not good enough?
“That’s why we need one more cat, for Tat-chan. Tat-chan is all alone at home when both of us have to go out for work. It’s fine when one of us can stay, but most of the time, we both go out to work at the same time. You have to work till late night sometimes and I have to go out of country a lot. Tat-chan will be all alone” I shake my head violently. No, it’s fine. I’m fine, don’t worry about me. I admit that I’m a bit lonely but it’s fine. I’m okay by myself. I don’t need a company.
“Sou ka” no Jin-sama! I don’t need a friend. I don’t need another cat to accompany me. The truth is, I don’t want your attention to divide into two. It’s okay, I’m fine by myself. I can always wait for you and Pi-sama to come home. It doesn’t matter how long, I’ll wait.
“I was thinking, maybe we should buy a new cat”
“Yeah. So why don’t you choose one this time? I chose Tat-chan before; it’s your choice now”
I turn around and slowly walk to the living room. I jump into my basket and curl into a ball while hiding my face between my front foot. I’m so sad. Pi-sama and Jin-sama want to buy a new cat. I know they didn’t mean anything bad, they did it for me. But somehow I don’t like it. I don’t like having a competitor. I’m so used to get all the attention from them both. If we are about to have another cat, I won’t be spoiled anymore. I don’t want it. But of course they don’t know about my unwillingness. What should I do?
I didn’t take my breakfast this morning. I pretend to sleep soundly when Pi-sama and Jin-sama ask me to get my breakfast. I close my eyes tightly. I’m sulking but no one to console me. But it’s good too. If Jin-sama consoles me the way he did to Pi-sama, I might end up having a long bath *shudders* It’s way better if I’m sulking alone.
Today, I didn’t send them to work like I usually did. When I heard the sound of door closes, I knew Pi-sama and Jin-sama are already gone to work. I’m so sad *sniffs* Maybe sleep can make me feel much better. Zzzz…
*****
I stir in my sleep when I feel someone is licking my coat. I purr for a moment. It feels the same when I lick my coat to clean up myself. Who else is able to lick in this house? As far as I know, I’m the only one who can do that. So, who is the one that keep licking me now? Though it feels good, it scares me a bit. So opened my eyes slowly and WARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I immediately jump out of the basket in horror. There, standing in front of me a black cat with a pair of yellow eyes staring at me with a mischievous look on his face. What a minute? Did he just smirk at me?
Hold on! The dream! I once dreamt about this black cat. So this must be a dream too right. Ahhh *relief sigh* I almost die, geez! So all I need to do now is close my eyes and go back to sleep.
“I see, so you’ve met our lovely Tat-chan” my eyes open in widen. Chotto matte! Why do I hear Pi-sama’s voice? Is he in my dream too? But why does it sound so real and close? I stare at the black cat in front of me who is still wearing the same naughty look on his face. Suddenly, I feel goose bump all over my body. I look up and catch the sight of Pi-sama staring at me while holding two bowls in his hands.
“You finally woke up Tat-chan. You must be really tired that you slept this long. And I noticed you haven’t touched your food yet. So, why don’t you eat with your new friend here? Tat-chan, meet Ryo-chan. You must be good to each other okay”
I blink my eyes repeatedly. This isn’t a dream. This is definitely real. That black cat is real and even has a name. Ryo-chan? Ryo-chan? Ryo-chan! Why? I look back at that Ryo-chan. He is grinning while licking his feet, sending shiver down to my spine. No! Pi-sama really bought a new cat! NO!!!
“Hello princess” I shoot Ryo-chan a glare. I don’t like Ryo-chan. I don’t like the smug look on Ryo-chan’s face. To show my dissatisfaction, I constantly shake my paws and growl and swish my tail. But Ryo-chan doesn’t budge. His grin only grows wider. I growl even louder.
“I’m not a princess!”
“Now now, Tat-chan. You should welcome Ryo-chan nicely. Ryo-chan is going to be your friend after all. Don’t frighten Ryo-chan okay” I feel a gentle pat on my head and realize that Pi-sama is already sitting beside me. He rubs my back and plants a kiss on my head. Pi-sama~
“I know you’re bored playing alone. That’s why I brought Ryo-chan home. Try to get along with each other okay” Pi-sama pats my head again. Pi-sama is so nice. I understand why he did this. It’s all for me. His intention is good, I shouldn’t doubt him.
“Well, you heard him princess. From now on, we’ll be friends” I grit my teeth, try not to make any sound and stare at Ryo-chan. He still has the naughty grin on his face and I don’t like it. Ryo-chan is surely knew how to get on my nerve. But when I think about Pi-sama, I knew I have to endure this. I’ll try my best not to fight with Ryo-chan. Then Pi-sama won’t have any worry about me.
I take a step forward and approach Ryo-chan slowly. Ryo-chan follows my every movement. When I stop in front of Ryo-chan, I greet Ryo-chan with a low meow and rub my head against Ryo-chan’s; as my way of welcoming Ryo-chan to this house. “Nice to meet you too, Ryo-chan” He purr lowly and I immediately go back to where Pi-sama is sitting and climb up on his lap.
“There you go. I knew you’re smart, Tat-chan” I’m still staring at Ryo-chan.
“Princess” Ryo-chan mutters in a low voice but I still can hear it. Ryo-chan smirks.
“I don’t like you!” and I officially declare a war between me and Ryo-chan. Minna, please pray for my safety~
~TBC~
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Yayyyyy, Ryo-chan is finally here!! Tat-chan finally has a company. Too bad Tat-chan doesn’t like Ryo-chan. How is it so far? Hihih. Well, the last part is going to be a bit long and I might take quite some time before I can post it. Kyahhh, I had so much in mind to write about RyoDa-cats in the last part *-H- mode on* ROFL. Till then, I leave you with the images of Tat-chan & Ryo-chan (in cat form) that I had in my mind when I wrote this one-shot. It’s unfortunate that I don’t have an ability to draw :’(
*** Pixes credit goes to the rightful owner
♥ TAT-CHAN ♥
♥ RYO-CHAN ♥