A letter to my old computer
Dear Kiyoshi,
Please stop sucking. It would be better for everyone.
I know my brother tries to make you do things you are incapable of on a regular basis, which is bad for your self esteem, and my mother's complete lack of basic computer skill is hurtful to you, but that is no reason to take out your anger on me.
It is indeed very sad that we are no longer together, but I have needs. I need more than a maximum 256Mb of RAM. I need more than 19.0 Gb. I need a 3D accelerator of a higher quality than your Intel chipset. No one likes Intel chipsets anymore.
You are however, my only internet access, so I need you to stop sucking, if only a little bit. And stop capitalizing two letters at a time please. I'm a damn slow typist, and if you can't even keep up with me we might just have to find you a nice farm to live on if you know what I mean.
Lisa
Please stop sucking. It would be better for everyone.
I know my brother tries to make you do things you are incapable of on a regular basis, which is bad for your self esteem, and my mother's complete lack of basic computer skill is hurtful to you, but that is no reason to take out your anger on me.
It is indeed very sad that we are no longer together, but I have needs. I need more than a maximum 256Mb of RAM. I need more than 19.0 Gb. I need a 3D accelerator of a higher quality than your Intel chipset. No one likes Intel chipsets anymore.
You are however, my only internet access, so I need you to stop sucking, if only a little bit. And stop capitalizing two letters at a time please. I'm a damn slow typist, and if you can't even keep up with me we might just have to find you a nice farm to live on if you know what I mean.
Lisa