If only you had time for God.

[rita15keke]

From Mayu's livejournal.

One day Satan and Jesus were
 having a
 conversation.

Satan had just departed
 from the Garden of Eden, and he was
 gloating and boasting.

"Yes, sir, I just caught
 a World full of people down there. I
 set me a trap and used a little bait.
 I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em
 all!"

"What are you going to
 do with them?" Jesus asked.

Satan replied, "Oh, I'm
 gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them
 how to marry and divorce each other,
 how to hate and abuse each other, how
 to drink and smoke and curse. I'm
 gonna teach them how to invent guns
 and bombs and kill each other. I'm
 really gonna have fun!"

"And what will you do
 when you get done with them?" Jesus
 asked.

"Oh, I'll kill 'em,"
 Satan glared proudly.

"How much do you want
 for them?" Jesus asked

"Oh, you don't want
 those people. They ain't no good.
 see,
 you'll take them and they'll just
 hate
 you. They'll spit on you, curse you
 then kill you. You don't want those
 people!!"

"How much?" He asked
 again.

Satan looked at Jesus
 and sneered, "All your blood, tears,
 and your life."

Jesus said without
 hesitation, "DONE!"

Then He paid the price.

- Isn't it funny how
 simple it is for people to trash God
 and then wonder why the World's going
 to Hell?

- Isn't it funny how
 someone can say "I believe in God"
 out and
 still follow Satan?

- Isn't it funny how you
 can re-post a thousand jokes through
 blogs and they spread like
 wildfire, but when you start posting
 messages regarding the Lord, people
 think twice about sharing?

- Isn't it funny how I
 can be more worried about what other
 people think of me than what God
 thinks of me.

- I pray, for everyone
  who re-posts this, they will be
 blessed
 by God in a way special for them

- If You Love God...
 And, are not ashamed of all the
 marvelous things HE has done for
 you...

~Re-post this as
''Read only if you have time for God"