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"Talk about getting lucky! This kind of luck has absolutely nothing to do with the everyday, however. Fortune will smile on you, especially when it comes to making close connections with delicious new friends."
Did my horoscope just describe new friends as "delicious"? Woot. I chuckled.
A Haiku, for you.
This week is busy
But I love it all the same
I can't wait for Fri.......
day.
...Fuck you.
In other news, Sarah has started this new thing about verbalizing when she is proud of me. Hilarious, it's like being in the Notes when I'm at home.
"Kristen...?"
"Yeah Sarah?"
"...I'm proud of you for not not vacuuming after I rubbed those pretzels in the carpet."
LOL.
Later that night:
"...Hey Kristen?"
"....Hey Sarah?"
"...I'm proud of you for getting up right when your alarm goes off in the morning. Even though you just take your narcoleptic pill and go back to sleep, I'm proud."
hahaaaaaa.
Everyone should comment on some things/people/whatever that they're proud of... it's actually a party in itself.
For example:
I'm proud of Sarah for asking out Hot Class Boy. Clearly the boy was proud too, since he WHISTLED at her yesterday!! wooot.
I'm proud of Kim for letting a scary woman stick her fingers in her vagina.
I'm proud of Anne "you're fired" Szeker for taking me on as her apprentice at the big bad scary TNH paper and working her little hiney off to keep y'all informed. Oh yeah, and for letting me eat half of her piece of pizza when we bumped into each other that night. haha
I'm proud of James for letting me videotape while he did a seeeexxxxxxy little dance for his favorite residents ever. (Ladies, I'm currently accepting bids for the footage. Check that shit out.)
I'm proud of Andres for sending me his Colombian soccer jersey for Valentines Day. And I'm proud of myself for actually wearing it. LOVE.IT.
I'm proud of Steve and Susie everday.
I'm proud of YOU for reading all of this.
And, not gonna lie,
I'm proud of me for sticking to my New Years Resolution. I'm not looking like Britney Spears by any means, but I'm looking like a better me, and considering that I weighed almost 300 pounds a year ago, I'm pretty damn proud of myself for working hard (yes, very hard) to get healthy and proactive. You know what? go me. Yeah I said it. I'm proud of me damn it.
If you want me to tell you why I'm proud of you, comment nukkas.
Did my horoscope just describe new friends as "delicious"? Woot. I chuckled.
A Haiku, for you.
This week is busy
But I love it all the same
I can't wait for Fri.......
day.
...Fuck you.
In other news, Sarah has started this new thing about verbalizing when she is proud of me. Hilarious, it's like being in the Notes when I'm at home.
"Kristen...?"
"Yeah Sarah?"
"...I'm proud of you for not not vacuuming after I rubbed those pretzels in the carpet."
LOL.
Later that night:
"...Hey Kristen?"
"....Hey Sarah?"
"...I'm proud of you for getting up right when your alarm goes off in the morning. Even though you just take your narcoleptic pill and go back to sleep, I'm proud."
hahaaaaaa.
Everyone should comment on some things/people/whatever that they're proud of... it's actually a party in itself.
For example:
I'm proud of Sarah for asking out Hot Class Boy. Clearly the boy was proud too, since he WHISTLED at her yesterday!! wooot.
I'm proud of Kim for letting a scary woman stick her fingers in her vagina.
I'm proud of Anne "you're fired" Szeker for taking me on as her apprentice at the big bad scary TNH paper and working her little hiney off to keep y'all informed. Oh yeah, and for letting me eat half of her piece of pizza when we bumped into each other that night. haha
I'm proud of James for letting me videotape while he did a seeeexxxxxxy little dance for his favorite residents ever. (Ladies, I'm currently accepting bids for the footage. Check that shit out.)
I'm proud of Andres for sending me his Colombian soccer jersey for Valentines Day. And I'm proud of myself for actually wearing it. LOVE.IT.
I'm proud of Steve and Susie everday.
I'm proud of YOU for reading all of this.
And, not gonna lie,
I'm proud of me for sticking to my New Years Resolution. I'm not looking like Britney Spears by any means, but I'm looking like a better me, and considering that I weighed almost 300 pounds a year ago, I'm pretty damn proud of myself for working hard (yes, very hard) to get healthy and proactive. You know what? go me. Yeah I said it. I'm proud of me damn it.
If you want me to tell you why I'm proud of you, comment nukkas.