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[rissawonders]

"What do Catholics do for St. Patrick's Day? Drink Green Beer?"

"The Irish ones do."

"Yeah, they get a little crazy and might have protected sex."

Comments

[louthewerewolf]

wow. right now i'm drinking wine in a green glass that makes the drink look green. and i'm irish. and i practice safe sex.

what are you? a mind reader?

[rissawonders]

Indeed. I think that right now you are thinking about alligators mauling your landlord alive. Am I right?

[louthewerewolf]

close. except the alligators have chainsaws for tongues and instead of my landlord it's the guy i split with.

[rissawonders]

have i told you lately that i love you?

[louthewerewolf]

thank you, rod stewart.

[rissawonders]

How did he hack my account? The bastard! And with such awful grammatical errors!!