Real Men of Genius
So Sara and I definatley cracked up tonight about Kenny peeing his pants at our party and we decided it didn't get enough attention! So this Real Men of Genius we made is dedicated to Kenny.....
Bud Light Presents…
Real Men of Genius
“Mr. Pees on His Pants Guy”
Today we salute you Mr. Pees on His Pants Guy.
Because of you, we will never be in need of a good laugh again.
“What’s that wet spot on my floor,” you say?
It’s your pee stain!
You get wasted, pee on your shorts, and blame it on your dog.
While all of your friends seem to make it to the urination station, you find relief in clothes cast upon the floor--and proudly whip it out.
Thanks to you, knocking over the T.V or puking on yourself don’t seem so stupid anymore.
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, usurper of urine, and don’t wonder too far from your shorts because you never know when someone might run out of toilet paper.
Bud Light Presents…
Real Men of Genius
“Mr. Pees on His Pants Guy”
Today we salute you Mr. Pees on His Pants Guy.
Because of you, we will never be in need of a good laugh again.
“What’s that wet spot on my floor,” you say?
It’s your pee stain!
You get wasted, pee on your shorts, and blame it on your dog.
While all of your friends seem to make it to the urination station, you find relief in clothes cast upon the floor--and proudly whip it out.
Thanks to you, knocking over the T.V or puking on yourself don’t seem so stupid anymore.
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, usurper of urine, and don’t wonder too far from your shorts because you never know when someone might run out of toilet paper.
