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I just saw Elizabeth Berkley in Random Encounter and she was hot. She went home with a random smooth talking guy and just as she was about to s his d the guy's exgirlfriend walks in and then she goes and grabs a stake and tries to stab him (apparently he's a vampire?! who knew.) But then Elizabeth Berkley is so hot she takes this lumpy dildo off the bedstand and clocks the bitch upside the head killing her. Turns out the stake was actually a butterknife or magically turned into a butterknife because it was definately a stake at one point and then a butterknife in her cold dead unattractive exgirlfriend hand. Then I turned it off. I love you Elizabeth...