Drunk Spammer?

[risingtofall]

I usually don't even open spam in my office inbox but today the subject was "Hi. My name is" and I figured it was spam but didn't want to risk that it was something I needed to see so I opened it and here was the body of the e-mail:

of my parentswhom I hated deeply, the only right thing
Why did you do it? I asked, still wracked by conflicting...

Comments

[just_shoe_me]

I hate when my uniform fits like a sausage...tighly encased.

[kattfan]

Bleh!
I hate spam!
I always get mail about penis enlargement(!) wild horny housewives, medicine and of course, loans!! Never read them though.
That was really cheap! Why are they so cheap?

Also! Luuuv the icon! The Sweetest thing is one of my favorite movies!!
It's hilarious!

"My body is a movie and your penis is the star!"

(I'm not blind here, am I? The icon is from the movie, right? right?)

[risingtofall]

hahahaha YES! I LOVE the Sweetest thing. I thought that movie was hysterical.

[kattfan]

Good, then I was right! :)

And that picture of Nicole down here is so, so, so sad!
:-(
She used to look so good and healthy. If she hasn't got anorexia my name is G.Bush!
bleh....

[risingtofall]

hahahaha I know right?! I saw it in some community (prob ONTD) and stole it, so feel free to steal it as well ;-) Speaking of ONTD, what's up with your home girl looking like a walking skeleton lately?

[smartypantsnyc]

OMG WHO IS THAT???

She's seriously freaking me out.

R

[smartypantsnyc]

I think they do that so the ones who are close to the edge already will go completely insane and rush to buy some drugs.

<3
R

[davidrf26]

I love that Nicole Ritchie still says that she doesn't have an eating disorder, and feels really bad whenever she sees press that she does. Um...hello woman....look at the first season of the Simple Life's cover and compare it to you now. Either you've stopped eating completely, or you have an eating disorder.

Maybe Sally Struthers can come and ask for money for treatment on her behalf?

And it looks like the guy behind her's shorts are about to fall off....

[risingtofall]

I know right? I mean most people with an eating dissorder deny it, but when you look like that? Come on now, if she was a family member of mine I would have her strapped in at a hospital with feeding tubes. I seriously cringe at that picture.

[davidrf26]

Well, sooner or later someone will stage an intervention, or she'll starve herself to death....doesn't look like she's got that far to go in that regard. I mean, i don't normally notice a woman's breasts, but hers are practically non-existant....

Get this woman a cheeseburger, stat!