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[rising_hitokage]

There are strange things on the Discovery Channel now...umm. apparently male hippopotomus attract a mate by using their tail to flick their...feces at the females. the females...enjoy that

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[petenshi_sama]

Wow, Sanada hasn't taught me these!

[rising_hitokage]

...Sanada teaches you strange facts about animal mating habits?

[petenshi_sama]

Well, yes. I am his best student even though he refuses to do demonstrations.

[rising_hitokage]

Oh? It's physically impossible to demonstrate some of those facts though. At least for people.

[petenshi_sama]

I know right. Did you hear about that Argentine duck? He was crushed to find out he lost to it by an inch.

[rising_hitokage]

is that even possible ...that's the duck famous for how large it's penis is?

[petenshi_sama]

Hey, you know about it too. Wisdom to you, Yuuta-kun.

[rising_hitokage]

... it was on television.

[petenshi_sama]

Whose was?

[rising_hitokage]

... that was a fact that was on the program too, I meant.

[petenshi_sama]

Ah, of course. So tell me what else you saw on the program? Any bonobos? Any banana slugs? Any Nious?

[rising_hitokage]

Yes to seeing bonobos and banana slugs on the program.

I didn't know you were considered a separate species, Niou-san.

[petenshi_sama]

What else?

How could I possibly be mistaken for a human?

[rising_hitokage]

. . .there was a long segment where scientists were debating how dinosaurs have sex. and. . .the angler fish and bedbugs. And a lot of fish in general.

if it walks like a human, talks like a human, and usually acts like a human. . . it's not that hard to do that, Niou-san.

[petenshi_sama]

Seriously? Common pervs have been doing that for ages. What about the fish?

Guess that goes to show how adept I am at imitation.

[rising_hitokage]

um ... a lot of them have interesting habits that revolve around hermaphroditism.

... of course. so which side of the family does the animal genes come from (or is it both)?