http://mil-millington.com/

[risetovotesir]

I "stumbled upon" a collection of descriptions of one guy's (Mil) hilarious dealings with his insane girlfriend (Margaret). Absolutely amazing.

For example,

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[enders_shadow]

I think the entirity of the female species is occasionally ill with Margerts Synndrome.

And hey, whats wrong with a blue sink? Brilliant indeed.

[honeynutchexmix]

People should use the word "harridan" more often.

[todorojo]

Hey. Did you think I was dead? Because I'm not. Ha.
What the hell are you up to? Still riding the subways of the big city I see.
Jealous.
College is wonderful. And depressing, And crazy as all get out.
And now is my fall break and I am.... all by myself. Everyone else is home or visiting folks.
So weird.
And it is colder than a witch's titty. To put it bluntly.
(!!!!!!)
ANNA

[risetovotesir]

ANNA
DON'T COMPLAIN
how long does it take to come down here? just know that you are always invited to come down here and tease death like the rest of us.

has anyone said anything about your saying "folks" yet?

[todorojo]

Hee hee.

I never realized that I said folks. Well, I guess I realized it, but I never knew it was silly...

Oh me oh my.

By the way, it hasn't stopped raining yet. Since Friday. Crazy. Who knew that the sky could do that?

ANNA