fifth act.

[riseto]

[voice]

Naughty:

• Made several callous and inappropriate remarks.
• Made Carver look stupid on more than one occasion.
• Kissed Peaches where Carver could see.
• Made my fierce mabari warhound steal a templar's smalls.
• Deserted from the King's Army. Technically.
• Quite stupidly picked a fight with a templar captain.
• Took smuggling work. Killed people who were probably just trying to get by like me.
• Keep using my friend the city guardsman to not get arrested.
• Killed people in the Chantry on at least two occasions.
• Killed a magistrate's son. Wait, why is this naughty? He was a sadistic murder.
• Threatened a priest.
• Blackmailed a templar with a mage daughter.
• Killed a dragon. Got evil not-magic powers.
• Carried an immortal witch across half a continent in my pocket.
• Sort-of earned the respect of a zealot warlord. Apparently. Somehow. Or does this count as nice?
• Met Isabela. That's…really all that needs to be said.
• Couldn't protect Carver from his own stupidity.
• Forced Bethany to become a Grey Warden.
• Fondled Andraste.

Nice:

• Killed slavers.
• Killed street thugs.
• Killed carta thugs.
• Killed darkspawn.
• Helped mages avoid the Circle.
• Helped an escaped slave.
• Listens to a possessed mage rant about the mage plight for hours on end.
• Adopted a dispossessed elven blood mage.
• Bought Mother a house.
• Didn't kill Varric's brother (yet).

[ Then she just heaves a weary sigh an disconnects. ]