I only use violence as a last resort.
A shopping trip with Kimberly never fails to be an arduous affair. We were in Victoria's Secret for an hour because that's how long it took her to pick out six pairs of panties (five for $25 + one free pair thanks to a coupon).
Then when she finally made it to the cash register, she only had five pairs in hand because she had somehow lost the sixth pair. I told her that if she didn't find a new one within two minutes, I was going to garrote her with a G-string.
The threat worked. There was no strangulation near the underwear bin. I'm sure that the other free panties seekers would have been relieved had they been aware of the violent thoughts that were stewing in my head.
Then when she finally made it to the cash register, she only had five pairs in hand because she had somehow lost the sixth pair. I told her that if she didn't find a new one within two minutes, I was going to garrote her with a G-string.
The threat worked. There was no strangulation near the underwear bin. I'm sure that the other free panties seekers would have been relieved had they been aware of the violent thoughts that were stewing in my head.