Boobs...
This morning, I was trying to help out the mump-filled brother by suggesting videos for him to watch whilst being cooped up in bed all day. Desperately, I looked for any videos that would be of interest to him (avoiding Bring it On and Legally Blonde) and suggested Final Destination or Meet the Parents - the only thing I thought is relatively 'manly.' He then turned round and said...
'Can you get me Shrek?'
Hmm - strange choice, but I do love that film.
You hear the strangest things in changing rooms. Today I heard a woman, talking rather too loudly in a small space, say...
'God, I hate this bra. It makes me look like I have a deformed boob or something.'
Lets hope she has more than one boob, otherwise she'll already be deformed and then it would be a very sad story if the only boob she had was actually deformed aswell. And everyone would laugh at her and say 'ha ha, the deformed woman with one boob has a deformed boob.' And then she'd jump off a bridge and die.
Wouldn't that be sad children?
But lets also hope that she doesn't have more than two boobs, otherwise everyone would point at her and say 'ha ha she has more than two boobs and one of them is deformed' and then she'd jump off a bridge and die.
That would also be a sad story.
Imagine having one boob.
'Can you get me Shrek?'
Hmm - strange choice, but I do love that film.
You hear the strangest things in changing rooms. Today I heard a woman, talking rather too loudly in a small space, say...
'God, I hate this bra. It makes me look like I have a deformed boob or something.'
Lets hope she has more than one boob, otherwise she'll already be deformed and then it would be a very sad story if the only boob she had was actually deformed aswell. And everyone would laugh at her and say 'ha ha, the deformed woman with one boob has a deformed boob.' And then she'd jump off a bridge and die.
Wouldn't that be sad children?
But lets also hope that she doesn't have more than two boobs, otherwise everyone would point at her and say 'ha ha she has more than two boobs and one of them is deformed' and then she'd jump off a bridge and die.
That would also be a sad story.
Imagine having one boob.