Writer's Block: Pleasure Your Mate Month

[riseagainst93]

September is Pleasure Your Mate Month. Tell us: how do you like to pleasure your mate?

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Well see, I take a light bulb and some kitchen tongs...and then I take my tongue and I...

Wait...
Maybe I should actually GET a mate first...

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[bitterthingsx]

KITCHEN TONGS?!

!!!

What on earth do you plan to do with those!

[riseagainst93]

(; long story.

kidding. it's a joke.

[bitterthingsx]

ahahaha.
kinky... ;)

i liked your new poem by the way. it seems like it could be a song. maybe it is. the third stanza would have to be the best part of the whole piece, though... nice job. and please don't mind me, i just think your writing is good.

[riseagainst93]

yep, thats me!
...not.

heh...thanks. its cool to know someone actually read this garbage that i spew out... (:

[bitterthingsx]

heh, it's not garbage. better than most junk on the internet these days. were you born in 93 or 89?