(FIC) (Futurama) "Circuitry" (1/1) (Fry/Leela) (PG)
Title: Circuitry
Author(s): Missy rise_your_dead
Fandom(s): Futurama
Pairing(s): Fry/Leela; Bender
Word Count: 290
Rating/Warnings: G; spoilers for the last episode of season 5
Beta:
Summary: Bender lets Fry and Leela know exactly what’ll be happening to them in the future.
Author's notes: Because: What’s in that note?! How could the show leave us hanging like that?
Yo, Meatbags:
So this is what happens to you in the future: You’re a coupla squishy jerks.
Nah, I’m just jerking you around. You’re together for a long time. You get married and pop out a couple of little squishy jerks. Then you get into this stupid fight in 3015 over Leela running for Earth’s president. Fry wants you to stick around the house and raise the squishlings.
I’ll pause now so you can take a minute to beat up Fry. All done?
So you split up, and Fry gets the kids. For a while, it looks like nothing’s gonna get you two back together. That’s before the snow-storm, the first one Earth’s seen in hundreds of years. He spells out Leela’s name with a bunch of rocks, and she moves ‘em around ‘cause she can’t deal with it.
I’ll stop one more time so Fry can beat up Leela. Heh. I hope I’m here when you read this.
But then Leela chases you down just before he hits a suicide booth! And instead of dying, you all go back to the White House for a couple of years. Oh, by the way, watch out for those diplomats from the Angry Zone, Leela.
And you can give it all up to some stupid squishy emotion called love. Which my circuits still can’t parse.
Author(s): Missy rise_your_dead
Fandom(s): Futurama
Pairing(s): Fry/Leela; Bender
Word Count: 290
Rating/Warnings: G; spoilers for the last episode of season 5
Beta:
Summary: Bender lets Fry and Leela know exactly what’ll be happening to them in the future.
Author's notes: Because: What’s in that note?! How could the show leave us hanging like that?
Yo, Meatbags:
So this is what happens to you in the future: You’re a coupla squishy jerks.
Nah, I’m just jerking you around. You’re together for a long time. You get married and pop out a couple of little squishy jerks. Then you get into this stupid fight in 3015 over Leela running for Earth’s president. Fry wants you to stick around the house and raise the squishlings.
I’ll pause now so you can take a minute to beat up Fry. All done?
So you split up, and Fry gets the kids. For a while, it looks like nothing’s gonna get you two back together. That’s before the snow-storm, the first one Earth’s seen in hundreds of years. He spells out Leela’s name with a bunch of rocks, and she moves ‘em around ‘cause she can’t deal with it.
I’ll stop one more time so Fry can beat up Leela. Heh. I hope I’m here when you read this.
But then Leela chases you down just before he hits a suicide booth! And instead of dying, you all go back to the White House for a couple of years. Oh, by the way, watch out for those diplomats from the Angry Zone, Leela.
And you can give it all up to some stupid squishy emotion called love. Which my circuits still can’t parse.