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[rise_to_caesar]

[The last thing Akihiko Sanada recalled was slamming his fists furiously into that punching bag, teeth grit in frustration as he focused his attention on that piece of equipment. Although Mitsuru had requested his appearance for the dorm's closing, Akihiko couldn't bring himself to go back

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[throwsguns]

Oh my goodness!

Are you all right?

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[rise_to_caesar]

[sobbing.

This is pretty much the worst dream. How many people in his head have seen this? Akihiko really hopes he's going to wake up soon because he is fairly certain he's about to die of embarrassment if this continues.]

I-I'm fine. Nothing wrong over here! [oh my god, eel, get out of his pants, you don't belong there.]

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[throwsguns]

[Sorry Akihiko. This isn't a dream.]

Are you certain? Do you need any help over there?

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[rise_to_caesar]

Y-yeah! It's all good over here, heh... Get out of my pants, would you?!

[He clears his throat, still sounding pretty exasperated] J-just a... Wardrobe malfunction?

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[throwsguns]

[Mami doesn't believe you, Akihiko.]

Oh, is it? I know how to sew if that was the case. I don't mind helping you out, really.

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[rise_to_caesar]

I don't think a few stitches are going to-- Get out of there! Don't just worm your way back in, that isn't a cave! Ah- [He clears his throat] Don't worry. I have it under -

What did I just say?! Quit shocking me, it's not about to work...

- Control.

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[throwsguns]

Ah.

[Mami is starting to understand what's going on here.]

I may have a solution if you're willing to hear me out.