A friend of mine posted this link on Facebook. I cannot stop cracking up. I don't know if this is because I am a serial drunk-texter and can relate to some of this stuff or because it is completely absurd. In any case, I implore you to click the link. It is TOTES WORTH IT! I'm STILL laughing! I have not laughed this hard in a long, long time.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/