Rapture
Title: Rapture
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour
Summery: Written as a crack pairing challenge, Marcus Flint finds his one true love in an unlikely place.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Characters are © Rowling.
Ever since he had shoved Wayne Hopkins’s head into the loo and watched him squirm in protest until the smaller boy was at last resigned to his fate to wait until some kind heart rescued him, he had been curious. What was the loo like exactly? Sure he had sat on it often enough, but that way he was always sitting on it the proper way, never the way that Hopkins so often saw it.
That single strain of thought had been pummeling Marcus Flint over and over again, and regardless of how embarrassing and stupid it was, he was envious of the scrawny Hufflepuff’s relationship with the toilets at Hogwarts. He wanted, but refused to admit, to take a look at a loo through Wayne’s perspective; so instead he convinced himself that it simply wasn’t fitting that a Hufflepuff of all things one up him on anything, including loos.
Marcus took a deep breath. This was it. This was the moment he had dreamed of since the day he saw Wayne cry like a little Nancy boy. The Slytherin advanced towards the porcelain bowl, he peered into it’s crystalline depths, never mind the hairy mold that was beginning to grown in the bowl. It was beautiful. He fell to his knees at once, handing shaking with excitement as he gripped the sides of the bowl, a deep breath, and... SPLASH! He had plunged his head into the loo. It was an experience for more glorious than he could ever imagine.
It was more than just pure rapture; it was love.