A FUnny Story
So I have friends of ALL DIFFERENT religions. I respect their choices, they respect mine. Just a list, of religions My friends are, Jewish, Buddhist, Born Again Christian, Wiccan, Christian, Catholic, Methodist, Lutheran, 7th day Sabbath Adventist. I even have a friend who's father is a Minister, Has never said boo to me, Maybe said a couple of prayers for me, I accept Prayers on my behalf, I can use all the help I can get, as far as I'm concerned positive energy is positive energy. I'm Very Open, You believe what you believe, I'll believe what I believe, I won't force myself on you, and vice versa, it's a lovely relationship. I WILL admit into trying to talk my Jewish friends and my 7th day Sabbath Adventist friends into coming out on the occasional Friday night, and it is no disrespect to the religion, More that I MISS THEIR FACES. ANYWHO.
So these 2 petite blonde women come to my front door, with these huge bags. Clearly selling Avon, Maybe Mary Kay. And I'm thinking to myself with my Cosmo license I get my discount So I’ll Just be telling them to get lost. They then Proceed to ask for my sister Lisa, I explain that she is out for the day. They tell me they dropped her off some pamphlets and they need to know her thoughts on them. I tell them I will tell her they stopped by.
Then THERE THEY GO!!! "Well what's your name Miss."
"Marisa"
"Marisa, Don't you want to see the world become a better place?"
"Excuse me"
"Don't you want to see the world become a better place?"
"sure?"
"Marisa, What Religion are you?" (as they start grabbing pamphlets TONS of pamphlets)
"Oh I'm sorry, I’m Agnostic"
"Oh really? Your not afraid your going to burn in the fires for not believing in anything especially God and our Lord Jesus Christ"
"That's atheism, I just told you I'm agnostic"
"Well what is that?" (from the lady selling religion door to door IDIOT
“Never mind"(Lady whips out bible and starts reading from the second book of john)
"Mam, I've actually read the bible, along with a lot of other theology books I know what it says I was raised Catholic"
(Proceeds to read another scripture)
"yes the bible is written very well, still I’m Agnostic"
"But Jehovah’s have the true path to the Light of God""Mam,
“That's very Nice, But I have no Intention of becoming a Jehovah, I'm agnostic"
"But we are leading the way to a brighter future"
"I'm sure you are"(Hands me 7 pamphlets that's right 7)
"Everything everyone has told you has been lies Jehovah's know the real word of God, and we know it's in the bible, that all these people wrote in his name"
"uh huh"
"Read these pamphlets, We are sure that after you do you will want to convert, we will stop by next week to help you on your path to God"
"yeah Thanks”
END SCENE
There was more detail considering it was a 45 minute conversation because I could NOT get them to leave my Front door, But that’s the general jist of it. Any one wants to become a Jehovah, Nancy and the other little petit blonde lady with be returning to my house next week to help people find the path to God, If your interested, please let me know, If not, I will not be opening my front door ever again to anyone.