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Yesterday was hella times. Alanna, Eva, and I went to this kid Justin's house in Larchmont with Andrew and Rob to watch Cooze play. Here I thought it was going to be like a "show," but it was really only band practice with an audience. We weren't greeted at the door, so we went into the kitchen and started throwing open all the cabinets looking for food I guess. We made cinnamon rolls, which the stoners ate all of, especially Mike but he was allowed to, and had some lemonade. We set all the clocks forward an hour and marked our heights in the closet. This is how boring it was. We looked for money and condoms and found a quarter and a rosary. FINALLY the boys decided to start playing, so we ran outside and I smoked a bunch of cigarettes. There was this nasty spiderweb that Andrew had to save me from. But he wouldn't take his shirt off, so we had Mike sing Paris Hilton and freestyle rap about us. My legs don't stop and Alanna rhymes with Madonna and Dulce and Gabbana. But we couldn't hear the rap about Eva because the black kid with the mohawk and hello yellow basketball shorts wouldn't stop playing the guitar. Eva colored in a magazine and then we took Mike to go get Happy Meals. It took a good fifteen minutes to order and then the bitch at the window glared at me because I asked for Polly Pocket toys. So I screamed at her, "SERVICE WITH A SMILE!" and peeled out. People in that part of town don't like my driving. By the time we got back to the house, they had locked us out and wouldn't let us back it. Oh YAY. We were going to leave our garbage on the steps, but Mike went all good-boy and was going to throw it away for us. lmfao "That's nutty flavored!" He's an adorable gay boy and one of the few stoners I'll tolerate. Then Hello Yellow boy asked the three of us for our phone numbers. We said no and he thought it was because he was black. He said it, not us.









Imma robot in most of these. And talking to Mike on the phone.















"I'm a mermaid and you're just a water nymph"


















Andrew doesn't pick up the phone very often.

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