China vs. Taiwan

[ripter]

Warning: Dorkness Ahead!

So, Google has its world map, and Taiwan is a little pissed that they are being called a province of China.

I can understand that, But China will be pissed if you try to say that Taiwan is independent.
After years and years of politics failing to resolve this issue, the great people at Slashdot have come up with a solution!

if (IP == Taiwan){
Label as independent
}
elseif (IP == China){
Label as province of China
}
else {
Label as West Hawaii
}