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I went snowboarding at Pine Knob. It was super cool. Because I CAN NOW. If you were to ask me whilst snowbaording "hey adam, theres something to your left, want to go see it?" i would say YES YES YES I WOULD LOVE TO BECAUSE I CAN TURN LEFT. Holy sit on a money, i rule. And i dont have any work this week because they fool of a took me off the schedule all this week and i am too lacksadasical to fight it. HENCE, SNOWBEOWULFOARDING, CHRISTTHESAVIORMAS, AND AUDRILLUISMAXIMILLIUMUSA every day. Hippity. And Audra got hit in the 'ead by a chairlift. She fell under it and then the guy stopped it so i was like good it wont hit her, but then she ran her head into it. it was fun.ny. And christmas. hot damn i rule so hard, so hard in fact that my present will get me "some serious poosay". i didnt say that, jessica did. but yeah. and blah. and i have to shovel snow now because i guess when you make fun of a snowstorm and call it a "yeller bellied asshole bilge rat-fucker" for not showing up, it will show up the next day like woah. because thats what happened. what a bitch.